Don't take this seriously. Though I'm sure my humor is a bit tasteless, I thought I'd add some imagination to the entire, "burn in hell, fire and brimstone, yadda yadda." From a post elsewhere where I thought I'd test somebodies patience. Now as for the reason why I'm even bothering posting this. Seriously. This is what you really shouldn't say. Frying pan to fire, that spiel. What not to say (Move your mouse to reveal the content) What not to say (open) What not to say (close) Did one ever consider that some people find the idea of an eternity in the deepest most morbid parts of hell may actually be an entertaining idea? Those who would find sweet exquisite pleasure in being raped over and over again in a tornado of fiery sin? Bathed in a lake of glorious sulfur? What about having their entrails strewn about through the abdominal lands in the final pit where the three betrayers hang in such luscious agony? Those who would cast themselves head first into a land of decay, to experience the bitter disease of life slowly sapped from every pore in your body only to have your thirst quenched with the urine of diseased lepers? Fear not for them, for your God and Devil are but two sides of a twisted yet beautiful coin, omnipresent and omnipotent. Capable striking down the tower of babble only to cry out diversity for a divine was challenged by the bronze arrow! Only but a lord of deceit could fool the world for so long into believing in divinity and eternal life. Would not a Devil claim the same prize to give unto you for the same devotion? Do not fret, for Hell and Heaven are but a grand design built within the same halls. One but need be thankful for the wicked, the putrid and the truly horrid. For they in contrast bring light to what is good in this world as the good need but shed their righteous shadows over the entrails of the devoid and darker places. As any good being of the faith would say, "The lord works in mysterious ways." Then again. I may just be yanking your leg. Have a good day!