This..I...frick we are doomed

Dammit, Tegan, now you have me listening to Mad World. Just mentioning that movie does it.

>:|
 
Jesus fuckin' Christ...

Honestly I gave up hope in the music industry around the same time I joined the Navy back in 2004.
 
No, Brother Severdus this is something more insane than madness, more unclean than filth. This.....is........

*The camera zooms in close*

Heresy.
 
That play button is obvious schmuck bait.

WILL SAVE!
[roll0]
 
"Yesterday was Thursday, Thurdsay, today it is Friday, Friday, tomorrow it will be Saturday followed by Sunday"


Riveting.
 
Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

(Awesome intro. I already feel that I know this girl's innermost thoughts)



7am, waking up in the morning (Yes, 7am is generally the morning.)
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs (Be fresh? What are we talking about here?)
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal (Yes, cereal generally comes in bowls)
Seein' everything, the time is goin' (Yeah, time does that sometimes)
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop, Gotta catch my bus (A bus at the bus stop? This is madness!)
I see my friends (My friends) (Wait, whose friends?)

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take? (Ah, the perils of teenage life, wrought with heartache and labyrinthine decisions)

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday (We do? Is it in the Constitution?)
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend (Except those who work at the weekend, have terminal cancer, or are broke)

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend (I believe this is a direct quote from Dostoevsky)

7:45, we're drivin' on the highway (That's generally what you do on highways)
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly (You want time to fly? So you're enjoying the journey but you want it to be over?)
Fun, fun, think about fun (I'd rather not)
You know what it is (Oh stop, you flatter me)
I got this, you got this (I've got what now?)
My friend is by my right (And the girl on your left should eat shit and die?)
I got this, you got this (WHAT HAVE I GOT?)
Now you know it (NO I FUCKING DON'T!)

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take? (Life is so hard for these kids. T__T )

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend (I'm sorry, what day is it?)

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend (Where there'll be fun and partying, no doubt)

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday (Mhmm, yeah.)
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin') (Right, yep.. got it.)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited (We ARE so excited. It's called grammar, my dear)
We gonna have a ball today (But I thought the weekend is when you're going to have a ball, not Friday, because Friday is a school day. You've contradicted your own rationale. Your whole thesis statement is flawed.)

Tomorrow is Saturday (Aha, I thought so.)
And Sunday comes after...wards (BUT WHAT COMES NEXT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT COMES NEXT?!!)
I don't want this weekend to end (Ah, Gilgamesh himself could not have put it so sweetly)

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat) (Make up your mind, Rapper Guy. Is she in the front seat or the back? This is a basic continuity error)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes (But can you do a U-turn and reverse into a parking space? That is the question, my man)
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!) (Damn those cars!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me (What colour is it? And how many seats does it have?)
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream (Screaming at school buses is not healthy)
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend (Er no... if it's Friday... it's NOT a weekend. You should talk to Rebecca about this - she's an expert - she'll set you right)
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all (No thanks, I'm good)

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend (Yeah, could you explain this to the rapper guy? I think he's confused.)

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend (What exactly are you going to do on the weekend?)

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend (Well done, dear. Have a cookie)
 
Asmo make a Yotube video of that post, dissecting each line, please.
 
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/w3GnaCmcMZo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

:DDD ACOUSTIC VERSION.

Ugh, her voice is so nasally. I wish my friends would stop spamming Facebook with this chick's videos. It's making me wanna, like, stop using Facebook.
 
Even she seems confused by what she's doing.

And what's with the white dude and the black dude who have absolutely no point to their presence, behaviour or existence?


I blame Anime, godlessness, poor grammar and America for this abomination.
 
I saw this in the student lounge at the hospital the other day. She's auto-tuned like crazy and still sounds bad.
 
This has GOT to be some sort of massive troll.
 


A less Crappy Version.
 
Asmo, if you were a woman, I think I could love you.

This music makes Biebsy look good. And that makes me sad.
 
 
My citezinship teacher put the video on the other day. Couldn;t get it out of my head for the rest of the day thanks to that annoying tune, and everyone else also singing it...

It's highly amusing the amount of parodies taht have already turned up.
 
Asmo, that was the funniest thing I've seen all week.
 
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