This holiday season, on SOAPnet...

Astaroth

[*screaming into the void intensifies*]
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Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
  2. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
It varies a lot depending on my schedule, unfortunately.
Writing Levels
  1. Advanced
  2. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Psychological horror
Body horror
Supernatural
Giallo
Splatterpunk
Dark fantasy
Historical
Low fantasy
Magipunk
Weird West
Noir
Thriller
Gothic horror
Southern Gothic
Gaslamp fantasy
Cyberpunk
Space saga
Clockpunk
Space Western
Space opera
Paranormal
Modern fantasy
Dieselpunk
Post-Apocalyptic
Crime drama
Medieval fantasy
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TUNE IN TONIGHT AT 8PM/9 CENTRAL

Obviously Tegan is the heroine of the soap opera. Who else is what? Theme song suggestions?

Cast List

Asmodeus, as himself
Tegan, as our intrepid heroine WITH A DARK SECRET
Jinx, as the Demon of Sloth
Curi, as the Demon of Pride
Rory, as Asmo's manic boss
Diana, as the interfering coworker
Zypher, as the alpha female/Tegan's rival
 
THIS

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OR

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How about:

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Rory - The manic boss asmo has at work,
Diana - The in your busines co-worker
Zypher - the alpha female Tegan has to compete with at least once an episode
 
I AM ALARMED YET STRANGELY AROUSED.
 
If it doesn't turn out I'm Tegan's twin sister by a different man altogether I'll be severely disappointed.

Also this is who I would be played by:

 
We have to have something bro related in this.
 
Er.... I guess I can run with this.
 
Good, apparently your career is at stake.

You know, being a c-list actor and all...
 
Can't I play the villain? I'm so much better at villains. >_>

*puts broken glass in Zypher's shoes*

*Steals Asmo's wig*
 
YOU ARE LEADING LADY-CHAN THEREFORE YOU ARE MARY SUE WITH DARK SECRET.
 
>:{

Fine, but we're using THIS version.

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LOLLOL I BET THE DARK SECRET IS RAPE
 
My current sub-plot involves my increasing addiction to snorting M&Ms and Skittles.

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