This holiday season, on SOAPnet...

[Astaroth]

TUNE IN TONIGHT AT 8PM/9 CENTRAL

Obviously Tegan is the heroine of the soap opera. Who else is what? Theme song suggestions?

Cast List
Asmodeus, as himself
Tegan, as our intrepid heroine WITH A DARK SECRET
Jinx, as the Demon of Sloth
Curi, as the Demon of Pride
Rory, as Asmo's manic boss
Diana, as the interfering coworker
Zypher, as the alpha female/Tegan's rival
​

 

[Vay]

THIS

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OR

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[Astaroth]

How about:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ooYjf95rATg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 

[Vay]

I think thats the entire intro sequence minus title splash

 

[Vay]

Rory - The manic boss asmo has at work,
Diana - The in your busines co-worker
Zypher - the alpha female Tegan has to compete with at least once an episode

 

[Stacisaur]

WHAT IS THIS I DNT EVN KNO.
WAAAAAH.

 

[Diana]

I AM ALARMED YET STRANGELY AROUSED.

 

[Zypher]

If it doesn't turn out I'm Tegan's twin sister by a different man altogether I'll be severely disappointed.

Also this is who I would be played by:

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

We have to have something bro related in this.

 

[Tegan]

...THE HELL IS THIS? o_o

 

[Asmodeus]

Er.... I guess I can run with this.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

Good, apparently your career is at stake.

You know, being a c-list actor and all...

 

[Tegan]

Can't I play the villain? I'm so much better at villains. >_>

*puts broken glass in Zypher's shoes*

*Steals Asmo's wig*

 

[Vay]

YOU ARE LEADING LADY-CHAN THEREFORE YOU ARE MARY SUE WITH DARK SECRET.

 

[Tegan]

>:{

Fine, but we're using THIS version.

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LOLLOL I BET THE DARK SECRET IS RAPE

 

[Ochalla]

It always is with you Tegan. It always is with you.

 

[Vay]

She raped her room mate in college?

 

[Zypher]

My current sub-plot involves my increasing addiction to snorting M&Ms and Skittles.

 

[Tegan]

*Ships the fuck out of Zypher*