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Astaroth

[*screaming into the void intensifies*]
Original poster
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Looking for partners
Posting Speed
Speed of Light, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
It varies a lot depending on my schedule, unfortunately.
Writing Levels
Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Psychological horror
Body horror
Supernatural
Giallo
Splatterpunk
Dark fantasy
Historical
Low fantasy
Magipunk
Weird West
Noir
Thriller
Gothic horror
Southern Gothic
Gaslamp fantasy
Cyberpunk
Space saga
Clockpunk
Space Western
Space opera
Paranormal
Modern fantasy
Dieselpunk
Post-Apocalyptic
Crime drama
Medieval fantasy



TUNE IN TONIGHT AT 8PM/9 CENTRAL

Obviously Tegan is the heroine of the soap opera. Who else is what? Theme song suggestions?

Cast List

Asmodeus, as himself
Tegan, as our intrepid heroine WITH A DARK SECRET
Jinx, as the Demon of Sloth
Curi, as the Demon of Pride
Rory, as Asmo's manic boss
Diana, as the interfering coworker
Zypher, as the alpha female/Tegan's rival
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
THIS

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OR

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Astaroth

[*screaming into the void intensifies*]
Original poster
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Looking for partners
Posting Speed
Speed of Light, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
It varies a lot depending on my schedule, unfortunately.
Writing Levels
Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Psychological horror
Body horror
Supernatural
Giallo
Splatterpunk
Dark fantasy
Historical
Low fantasy
Magipunk
Weird West
Noir
Thriller
Gothic horror
Southern Gothic
Gaslamp fantasy
Cyberpunk
Space saga
Clockpunk
Space Western
Space opera
Paranormal
Modern fantasy
Dieselpunk
Post-Apocalyptic
Crime drama
Medieval fantasy
How about:

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Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
I think thats the entire intro sequence minus title splash
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Rory - The manic boss asmo has at work,
Diana - The in your busines co-worker
Zypher - the alpha female Tegan has to compete with at least once an episode
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
I AM ALARMED YET STRANGELY AROUSED.
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
If it doesn't turn out I'm Tegan's twin sister by a different man altogether I'll be severely disappointed.

Also this is who I would be played by:

 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
We have to have something bro related in this.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Good, apparently your career is at stake.

You know, being a c-list actor and all...
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Can't I play the villain? I'm so much better at villains. >_>

*puts broken glass in Zypher's shoes*

*Steals Asmo's wig*
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
YOU ARE LEADING LADY-CHAN THEREFORE YOU ARE MARY SUE WITH DARK SECRET.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
>:{

Fine, but we're using THIS version.

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LOLLOL I BET THE DARK SECRET IS RAPE
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
She raped her room mate in college?
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
My current sub-plot involves my increasing addiction to snorting M&Ms and Skittles.