This Guy Puts all you Partiers to Shame.

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
J

Jumi

Guest
Silvio Berlusconi is a pimp, and a god at working the system, even though he's a total douche.
 
D

Darkness

Guest
A god at working the system? That's how it works where I come from.