Things you shouldn't do at the circus!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Diana, Jul 19, 2010.

  1. A topic for the fun of being... "thoughtful". >: D


    What are things you should never do at a circus?
     
  2. Tease the elephants.

    Impersonate a clown.

    Wear catnip based make up.

    Grease the acrobat's handlebars.
     
  3. You should rename this all the things you SHOULD do at a circus.

    Creating a real life version of a barrel of monkeys.

    Stealing the lion tamers chair.
     
  4. Replace the clown's balloons with Dildos.
     
  5. Masturbating in front of clowns.
     
  6. Masturbating....to clowns
     
  7. Fuck a clown.
     
  8. Fucking the lion tamer while he's taming lions.
     
  9. Cut the highwire for the balancing act.
     
  10. Grease the highwire.

    Cover the lion tamers in hamburger.

    Wear a peanut-based bikini near the elephants.
     
  11. steal the spotlight from the ringleader

    give the magician a chainsaw and some hallucinogenic drugs
     
  12. Making Darkness a clown.
     
  13. Okay, this thread needs to go to insanity where it belongs. >:|
     
  14. NO. Insanity is where threads have no damned point and then fly off in to hijacking stupidity.

    THIS thread has a defined topic and I don't want it derailed. D:<

    NOW BACK ON TOPIC.


    DO NOT TAKE CHILDREN TO CIRCUS AND TELL THEM THAT THE CLOWNS WILL STEAL THEIR SOULS IF THEY DON'T LAUGH.
     
  15. NO DIANA THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO!!!!!
     
  16. >___>

    JUMP INTO THE RING WITH THE ELEPHANTS

    MAKE FUN OF THE CLOWNS BACKSTAGE (very painful experience. Trust me)

    PRETEND TO BE AN ACROBAT
     
  17. Tell the kids sitting by you they're suppose to wear the cotton candy like a wig.

    Tell Greenpeace that the circus is in town and they abuse their animals.

    Release mice into the ring during the elephant act. (Okay so that's folkelore... so sue me!)

    Pull on the bearded lady's beard.
     
  18. Trying to be the muscle man when you can't lift up weights.
     
  19. Let Kefka be a clown in the circus *just random*

    No uhh, Cover the peanuts in liquor
     
  20. Fuck an Acrobat....during the acrobatics show...on the trapeze.