Things I've learned by observation this evening: 1. Teenagers kissing in a retail store is GROSS, unless it's two hawt chicks or somethin' like that. 2. Girls with bald heads and having a long pony tail is not the sign of being non conformist. It makes you look like a moron. 3. Screaming babies do not get less annoying in changing room surroundings. 4. People truly do not care how they look when they leave the house, i.e. really fat people like them ones that weigh 1500 lbs wearing PJs meant for teens. 5. "Bitch Central" is apparently secret code for "Costumer Services."