Things you don't want to hear in the workplace!

K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Dude get your penis off my shoulder....

did NOT need to hear that at work
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
"Awwwgh uuugh some lady just shit all over the walls. By the way, it's your shift to clean the bathrooms tonight. :D"
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
"I will fire you if you go on Maternity Leave."
 
O

Ochalla

Guest
(Hey, that one is a lawsuit!)

"Get the cookies, the computer is still down, and the lines are getting longer."
 
M

Myrnodyn

Guest
"Bozo the clown is coming over to inform us about sexual harassment and how to avoid it."
 
T

Tuxedo Mask

Guest
"We're actually in The Matrix and Neo is coming to destroy this building with us in it"
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Management is pleased to announce that the minimum wage has been cut in half and have called salary reviews for all staff members. And remember to hang in there baby.
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Lunch has been canceled.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
We're out of mayo. Hey Charlie can you go make some more?
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
"We found a machine that can do your job and costs less to operate per hour than we pay you"
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
"Can you get these personal stains out?"
 
D

Drew

Guest
"You will have to work outside today in the rain to test the waterproof scanners."
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
"You're in charge of the boss' four yr old daughter. B-T-Dubs, she's at that stage where she's always asking where babies come from. Also, be ready to have that powerpoint done in an hour."
 
C

Corvus Corax

Guest
A customers child is running around without a diaper screaming that they have to pee...please go take care of it.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
It's your turn to train the new interns.
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
There's vomit in aisles one, four and thirteen, guess who gets to clean them up?
 
C

Corvus Corax

Guest
When the person that REALLY dealt it, damn near screams out: "DID SOMETHING CRAWL UP YOUR ARSE AND DIE?"