Things you don't want the person sitting next to you to say.

Isabella Hime

Winter is coming...
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This one is easy..



Sample of things you don't want to hear the person next to you say:


"Whoa that came out a little on the creamy side"

Or:


"I think i might have lice"


Let the lulz begin!
 
"Sorry I know you don't know me but I need someone to talk to. You see I've just been diagnosed with a highly contagious........."
 
"Holy shit! I didn't know that could come out of my nose!"
 
"Man! Taste this! It tastes just like- well, you'll know when you taste it!"
 
"I like the cut of your jib."

Perhaps followed by a rapeface
 
YOU GOT A PURDY MOUTH

Or the variant

YOU GOT YOURSELF A PURDY LAUGH.(HILARIOUS INJOKE TIEMZ, NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED)
 
"Looks like I got the good parachute."
 
I have a bomb.

Wana spoon? (on a bus from a stranger)
 
"Excuse me, where is the super slippery soap. My buddies have been asking for it."
 
"Do you think I made my balls too big?"
 
Is this cheese?
 
I don't know what it is, but its red and it itches like hell.
 
"You got muscular lips...."