Things the Hero wouldn't say...

"Sheik: *Sigh* Link, just look. -Lifts up her shirt.-"
"Link: O_O?! No fucking way..."
(And yes, I did quote that off of some Flash.)

"You know what? Fuck it. I'm out of this Chicken shit outfit."

"-Commits Suicide.-"

"Hero: Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends..."

"Hey guys, I have a great idea. Listen closely now...What if...we just ask him nicely? =D"

"Run away!"

"Link: I can talk now! Hey! Navi! Hey! I can talk! Navi! Hey! Hey Navi!!!...Navi?"

"Cloud strife: I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE!!!"

"Me? Umm, no...I've had a pretty average childhood. o.O"

"Your father was a hampster!"

"Unfortunatly for you...the princess is in another castle. ;)"

"So let me get this straight...you are the strongest and most powerful Military and Economic force in the WORLD, yet you couldn't protect a single fucking shiney rock from a SINGLE person and some monsters, AND you expect a boy with a wooden shield and sword to go out, with no other supplies, assistance, or training, to retreive it from a heavily defended and fortified castle which belongs to the worlds biggest evil badass?...*Sigh* My parents were right, I should have became a pokemon trainer..."

"Link: No Ganon! That's my triforce area!"
 
...... Swifty... I love you...

"I'm not dead yet!"

We love our mother.

Fleshbags.

-Ok, enough making fun of Ryker's..... Fuck it!-

Yew won' like mah when Ah'm angry.

*Russian speak that is never translated in the posts*

Don't make me headbutt you.

-Ok, I'm done!-

"Herp derp."
 
"You washed something pink in with my whites again didnt you? You hate me.. why? why?"

"Are the goldfish suppose to swim upside down like that?"

"Have you seen my panties, I cant find them anywhere, oh wait here they are on the moose antlers never mind"

"My mother is coming over and yeas she says she wants to watch.. I know what the hell right.."
 
"Screw you, princess. I'm just here for the pretty dresses!"
 
"Princess please you are so not worth saving, where's the Prince?"

"My Lord, Ive cum for your son, wait no, in your son, no wait, oh never mind"

"Ive told you a million times before we ride on the horse not.. whatever that was, and next time charge people"
 
"Get on my horse. My horse is amazing. Give it a lick!"
 
"Let's just stab the villain in the back while he tries to monologue us."

"I better get paid for saving the world. I'm not doing this out of the goodness of my heart."
 
"OMFG STFU GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
or...
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
Or, better yet..."I thought you would be PRETTY!"
 
"Well, I don't really think I'm doing the right thing here . . . . ,"

"I'm just gonna second guess myself while the super-villains take over the world,"
 
"You Know I figured the damsel in distress would have a bigger rack"

"Oh fuck this shit, I'm not crawling through 2 miles of sewage for that bitch"
 
"For fuck's sake. Just give me the knife, I'LL kill the baby!"
 
"ok you know what, fuck it dude, you can HAVE the princess, just so you know, Bitch has the clap. Deuces"
 
"HOLY FUCK. Nevermind! No glory or pussy is worth this shit!"
 
".... That's the dragon?....And all of that treasure.... that it stole from you... which I will return to you... after slaying the dragon and collecting on a small fee..."
 
"If you don't scream or struggle I won't kill you!"
 
"I just want a fucking kiss. It's not like I am asking you to stroke my penis. For god's sake...Do you know what kind of crap I had to go through just to find you?"
 
"You're confusing me with my twin...."
 
"Nonsense, I can tell the good twin and the bad twin apart....You see.... this.. one's.... the bad...... twin... because... her shadow is longer...."
 
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