They may take our lives but they will never take OUR TWINKIES!

Mako Torriblaidd

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Tallahassee is crying, this may be the end the Mayan's predictions come true... we will soon run low on twinkies, soon people will riot, fight, kill for the last of them. They will become the new gold... god help us all.
 
Just as long as I keep my precious Doritos safe, they can have the Twinkies! I'll steal your Twinkies and give them to the masses!
 
*giggles* Why do I feel like this is the survival of the fittest but without he fittest part? xD
 
If this was survival of the fittest, then I would survive, because I am a STRONG Geek!!!!!!! Geeks will one day rule the world, I can tell you that.
 
... Well then....

You guys know that Twinkies are just sponge cakes with a cream filling- I'm sure it's not THAT hard to duplicate.

Also, I'm fine. As long as I have pasta and the ingredients I need to make sauces, and churros, and pad thai, and anything with "blue raspberry" flavoring, I'm chill.
 
I have had fake twinkies, they are terrible creations of Satan used to tempt us...