The Wal-Mart Game!

Neobullseye

Neobullseye

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You've probably seen this one on the internet somewhere; You are allowed to buy up to three items (Meaning, by the way, that you may also buy two, or even just one). What item(s) would you buy to freak out the cashier the most? (Optional Hard Mode: None of these items may be lube or condoms.)

For example, one could buy the following items:
50 Shades of Gray (the book),
A cucumber,
A live-sized Elmo doll.


What would you buy?
 
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A chain leash
The largest fishing hooks I can find
Witch hazel antiseptic
 
Bleach

Ammonia

Balloons
 
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mixer/blender, whatever you call that thing.

milk

petroleum jelly / vaseline.
 
As a cashier of eight years I must say not much has freaked me out in terms of purchase combos; this one made me giggle though, so I'll borrow it

Ky jelly
Condoms
12-pack of red bull

Someone had a fun night planned!
 
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I'm also a cashier... but only at a grocery store... so I will try a lil differently

A inflatable kiddy pool
8 tons of gardening dirt
And a 5 pack of ladies undies
 
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This is something I actually bought, and I work where I bought it, so I got a very weird look.

A baseball bat with a ball
lighter fluid
a fluffy My Little Pony figure
 
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A big red candle.
Box of chalk.
 
I went to the store and this old blad fat man had this in his basket :
1. Ky jelly
2. A box if donuts (glazed)
3. And some goldfish ( live ones not the crackers)
 
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Maxi Pads
Duct tape
A Slip N Slide

Maybe that would just confuse the hell out of the cashier.
 
Hahaha I have one

A stuffed unicorn
Duct tape
Giant Kennel
 
No joke my mom has given me this list before and I didn't realize it until the cashier gave me a look and I was going into the car and my mom was hysterical with laughter.

Set of kitchen knives
Hefty trash bags
Clorox Bleach
 
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the first season of Barney on DVD
crisco
and a single purple candle…

yeah that would make lots of people scratch their head haha xD
 
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Season 3 of Game of Thrones
A GI Joe/Ken toy
A wolf figurine of similar size

(for bonus points, scissors and super glue)
 
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