You've probably seen this one on the internet somewhere; You are allowed to buy up to three items (Meaning, by the way, that you may also buy two, or even just one). What item(s) would you buy to freak out the cashier the most? (Optional Hard Mode: None of these items may be lube or condoms.) For example, one could buy the following items: 50 Shades of Gray (the book), A cucumber, A live-sized Elmo doll. What would you buy?