The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Isabella Hime, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. No. But I have read the Amazon.com version, which is The Doodoo Puss of Devil BlackPrada.
     
  2. That guy's trying too hard.
     
  3. Fired from his job at the Analsausage Fuck Factory, Lucifer Niggerbastard sets off on an epic quest with his compatriots, a burbling sack of babyshit and Rojir the razor-bladed dildo. Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard is an epic tale told in a bizarro-author’s take on the ancient Homeric masters. Hey, all writers are thieves. It’s just illegal if the dead author you steal from hasn’t rotted enough yet. Actually, this book is pretty much nothing like the Aeneid. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read. Is it a commentary on how fucked up things are yet again? Maybe. Probably. Yes. If you don’t have a sense of humor or “bad words” get your ass in a twist, don’t read this fucking book.



    Analsausage fuck factory... That would be a great insult to use at work!