The Unofficial List of Iwaku Rules

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HELL YEAH YOU DO! AND THEN YOU JUST WATCH HER GO......CRAAAZAAAAY!





If not to piss off staffers, what is Iwaku rules good for?
 
How many people have actually seen me mad and pissed off at someone? This is a dumb rule! You're all dumb!
 
Rule #2: Give Diana compliments...even if you don't mean them. O_O
 
Now you're just being silly.

Real Rule: Don't mess with the tea.
 
Rule #3: Don't blow up my Bar.
 
The most important rule of all:

Blame Chaos.
 
Ideally there would only be one Iwaku rule...

DONT. BE. A. DICK.
 
Don't be a dick is counterintuitive.
If we didn't have dicks, Diana would be pissed off all the time.
Get your shit straight, guys!
 
I am the boring guy.
Is rule set in stone.
 
Also, Gibs wouldn't be able to have Dickmas without all our dicks.
 
Rule #4: Don't be a dick in your opening post Asmo will ban your ass.
 
In Soviet Iwaku, tea mess with you.
 
I am disappointed in you.
 
How unfortunate. Somehow, I imagined this outing...or ining....would be much more satisfying.