Metaphorically of course :P Do you ever feel like the whole world is conspiring against something - particularly things that are ridiculously unimportant in the grand scheme of things? I do. I often feel like The weather times itself to rain on my days off My boss and my friend's bosses have secret meetings to ensure our schedules never align for hanging out. If I get up early to do stuff before work, everything possible will go wrong to ensure I do not leave on time. I had one day where the whole world was just dead set against me having ice cream. I was having a real shitter of a day, and I decided, y'know what, fuck it. This day is not the boss of me. I am going to go out, get a cone of maple walnut ice cream because it's delicious, eat it, and commence being awesome. So I went to the corner store. No maple walnut. I was pretty fixated on that flavour at that point, and was sure I could get it somewhere else in town. So I drove down the highway to the hard ice cream stand, got my cone, sat down, attempted to put my change away, and dropped my cone by accident. I didn't have enough cash left to buy another cone, and felt like going across town to an ATM and driving back would be a little silly. I went halfway back home and stopped at another branch of the same corner store to try again... but apparently it closed and no one told me. I went to the grocery store thinking "whatever, I'll just buy a pint and take it home", only to discover I left my debit card at home. Iwaku, do you ever feel like the universe just really doesn't want something to happen?!