The Universe As Explained By Scientology

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


I... I understood the part where he said something about something ...
 
Scientology teaches that people are immortal beings who have forgotten their true nature. Its method of spiritual rehabilitation is a type of counselling known as auditing, in which practitioners aim to consciously re-experience painful or traumatic events in their past in order to free themselves of their limiting effects.
 
uh....*opens mouth as if to speak but then falls silent* X_x ....
 
I should turn one of my roleplays into an organised religion.
 
You still write better science fiction than the creator of this religion did.
 
Hmm, you know...if writers can successfully create a religion by pulling crazy stories out of their asses, maybe we can all do it. Someone should post a second thread where we come up with stories that sound like religions and see if we can do better than scientology.
 
I just do not know what to say right now. I think that video just frayed my brain, then ate it for breakfast so I think I will just be enjoying something which requires complicated thoughts tonight. Or look for a new brain. Seriously, that video is just insane, especially the way it summarises everything... I suppose now I will have to do some reading to see if it is really true, though.