The truth about Jack Shade.

Goddammit guys, this thread isn't about furries. It's about killing Jack for being one.

Also, Jack, when were you going to tell us about your red fox boyfriend? Who is he?
 
Too... Much... Entertainment... *dies of choking on laughter*
 
Obviously this is the new Meta for Dark Reign.







































Which makes Asmo the father of a Furry.
 
i love furries...oh no wait im thinking of bears ^_^ they both are kinda furry but one is a animal and the other is a big gay man ^_^ they are the best to party with...and they know what leather looks best on my skin and body type...that shits important
 


This is the truth about Jackie boy.
 
It's okay, Jack. We still accept you. In fact, I even bought a new oven for you to try out.

Just a little closer. Think Hansel.
 
Make sure to cook him evenly, I have a recipe I want to try.
 
Appreciate how perfectly seasoned the roast is, and the texture. That's no accident, boys and girls. I'm just a good cook.
 
Frankly, I'm disturbed that you want to put any part of Jack in your mouth, Steve.
 
Why let good meat go to waste? I've eaten furry ribs before.
AND THEY WERE DELICIOUS.
 
Woah, a bunch of vore fetishists.

Talk about kettle calling pot black.
 
I'll bet you have.

Steve is this you?
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WHY WOULD FURRY HATERS HAVE FURRY ART.

THAT'S LIKE THE FBI HAVING CHILD PORN.
 
lolnope

I am actually a velociraptor. I (literally) eat furries for breakfast.
 
THE ONLY GOOD SCALY IS DIO BRANDO.



YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN HALF AS FABULOUS
 
Fuck anthros.
I'm the real thing.
Got the top hat and everything.
 
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