The truth about Jack Shade.

[Astaroth]

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Jack Shade (born October 24)[1]​ is a furry who lives in Bullock, North Carolina, U.S.A.[2]​ He is a Furry lifestyler and an avid Twitter whore.

Having a love for animals ever since his diaper days, Jack latched on to anthropomorphic cartoons at a young age. In 2005, he discovered the furry fandom through word of mouth and an infamous CSI episode. After looking up the fandom online, he instantly took a liking to it and considered himself a part of the fandom. However, he didn't really become a die hard furry until early 2010 on the eve of his first convention, Anthrocon. Now, Jack likes to consider himself a lifestyler, wants to attend as many cons as he can and make lots of fur friends.

Jack Shade is a black-phase red fox, with violet eyes and a white spade marking on his left hip. He wears a signature purple and black striped tie and is usually seen in a suit.

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[Blind Hemingway]

Jack Who? Oh gawd a furry. KILL IT.

 

[LuluRS]

...This made me laugh so much harder than it should have.

 

[Delnoir]

Well in light of this furry evidence there's only one thing to do. *Grabs a shotgun off the wall*

We have to fucking kill Jack.

 

[Kitti]

All right, everyone, let's not be unreasonable...




We have to figure out who Jack Shade is, first. And then we kill him slowly.

 

[Astaroth]

But we know who he is now, Kitti.

We've asked the proverbial question into my Google searchbar the dark of night: Who is Jack Shade?

And the answer has echoed back to us...

...A furry.

 

[Kitti]

Oh, well then.
Prepare the sulfuric acid vat.

 

[Zen]

Lets pluck him, skin him and roast him!

 

[Diana]

WHAT IS THIS...?

I DON'T EVEN....


OH GOD....!

 

[redblood]

I WANT TO TORTURE IT FIRST :D

 

[Tegan]

I always thought Jack Shade = John Galt.




OH THANK GOD I WAS WRONG. *throws Ayn Rand books into the fire*

 

[Darkness]

lol jack's a faggot

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Just like everyone but you, right Dorkness?

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

.......

ABHOR THE FURFAG, DESTROY THE FURFAG

 

[Darkness]

Just like everyone but you, right Dorkness?

I've been a faggot, in my darkest times.

 

[Jack Shade]

It wasn't enough that he stole his identity from Disney's Robin Hood...now he steals my former name as well?

By my self-titled rank as Captain for this month, I won't stand for it.



Thank god he told me where he lives so I can claim my name again, Highlander style.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

DESTROY THE FURFAG

 

[Ekaetriana]

I'd tap that furry!

Haturs make us famous!

I'm a furry too, okay? Are you going to kill me too, and call me a fag you homophobic pricks?! Or do you even kno I woold acutlly enjoys that!

So what if I'm i'ma little kinky ppl? Is that reason to h8 on us? What so ur going to be haTING on ppl who have Nazi pedophile fetishs too now?

Well IDGAF so SmyD and Ima gurl.

This is my as a furry, hoes!

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And heres a shout out to my pedobear nazis and especially pedo natzi furs!

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I hope you get nightmares you paranoid parrots!
* Note: All art is the property of the artist Ekaetriana. You may not use it to fap.

 

[Jack Shade]

Paranoid parrots...that one's going in the 'consonances to use' folder.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

......
*hands out the pitchforks and torches, gets out the gasoline, and leaves the Kroot unfed*

Iwaku, i think it's time to riot.