The TRUE Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
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This is how it all begins...

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LOL

I do NOT trust monkeys.
 

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Nope that footage is from FOX and therefore is automatically a lie.
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
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You'd think so with its obvious anti-black message until you think about it.

The monkey is shooting at the black people. Republicans cheer.

But then they realize the monkey is smart enough to operate the gun and celebrate its victory, therefore contributing to the theory of evolution and going against their fanatic religious beliefs.

Republicans heads explode from the contradiction.

Therefore a mole in FOX must have slipped this in to slay the completely insane faction of republicans!
 

Blind Hemingway

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You obviously didn't watch the episode of Family Guy in which Brian befriends Rush Fatass. Everything Fox says is a lie, no matter what. Just like the cake.
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
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Your statement is invalid for resorting to Family Guy. And for using a joke even Portal fans are tired of.
 

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Yeah, Chaos. No one cares about Portal.
 

Blind Hemingway

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