The TRUE Rise of the Planet of the Apes

[Delnoir]

This is how it all begins...

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[Darkness]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH X10000

 

[October Knight]

LOL

I do NOT trust monkeys.

 

[Asmodeus]

I hope he's gonna strip, clean and oil that weapon. >:[

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Nope that footage is from FOX and therefore is automatically a lie.

 

[Delnoir]

You'd think so with its obvious anti-black message until you think about it.

The monkey is shooting at the black people. Republicans cheer.

But then they realize the monkey is smart enough to operate the gun and celebrate its victory, therefore contributing to the theory of evolution and going against their fanatic religious beliefs.

Republicans heads explode from the contradiction.

Therefore a mole in FOX must have slipped this in to slay the completely insane faction of republicans!

 

[Blind Hemingway]

You obviously didn't watch the episode of Family Guy in which Brian befriends Rush Fatass. Everything Fox says is a lie, no matter what. Just like the cake.

 

[Delnoir]

Your statement is invalid for resorting to Family Guy. And for using a joke even Portal fans are tired of.

 

[Darkness]

Shut up Chaos. >:(

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Yeah, Chaos. No one cares about Portal.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

What's Portal?

 

[Darkness]

Exactly.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Agreed.

 

[Xnijmai]

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