The person above me died because....

Dawn was trampled by J-Rockers
 
Zypher died when he met TK because she accidentally ran him over.
 
Shadow Ike died because suddenly, LED lights appeared everywhere!
 
Grill died from too much grilled tuna.

(and Natani, I don't think I would die from too much attention. <333)
 
Loveless died because she wore a suit made of chum when she went swimming with the great whites.
 
Ciel died by obliviously standing between a herd of obese twilight fangirls and a poster of Robert Pattinson.
 
Angl died because she stole my hat

(oh you knew that was getting brought up)
 
GMK died because he forgot to wear his life alert thingy when he fell and he couldn't get up.
 
Acqu died in a freak lawn-mower accident.
 
Angl died from screwing a window. (she was putting 'shutters back up')
 
Loveless died because she was standing between me and a beer


sorry
 
GMK died because he couldn't breathe through his thick armor.
 
Acquariana died by getting mauled by Cuccu. We told you not to kick 'em~!