The Perfect Hamburger

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So, I insist you tell me what makes the perfect hamburger for you! Everyone always has their own tastes and preferences. That includes you non-meat eaters. XD And your meatless monstrosities!
 
Sesame seed bun

mayo and ketchup mixed with a tiny bit of sweet relish

Lettuce

Tomato

Red Onion

Bacon

Swiss cheese

Beef

repeat Mayo Ketchup mix

Other half of the bun

In that order and served with Dill pickle slices.
 
AGAINST THIS THREAD.

THIS IS AN OROCHI KIND OF THING, NOT A DIANA'S.
 
Top Bun
Baconnnn (lots of it)
Ketchup/Mustard/Mayonaisse
Cheese
Meat Patty
Bottom bun

Simplicity + Bacon = Heaven
 
Seasame Seed Bun
Two Beef Patties
Two Slices of Cheese
Handful of French Fries
Two Pickles
Ketchup/Mustard
FRESH, Sliced Onions

The french fries makes it tasty... I quite enjoy potato... yes, I do.
 
Top Bun (Tom Cruise optional)
More cheese than you can shake a stick at
Barbecue Sauce
Bacon (medium to crispy)
Burger
Fried onions
Ketchup (yes! more sauce!)
Bottom Bum
The naked body of a long-haired brunette