The Perfect Hamburger

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Diana

Owlmageddon comes. Ò◇Ó
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
5PM - 5AM Daily
#1
So, I insist you tell me what makes the perfect hamburger for you! Everyone always has their own tastes and preferences. That includes you non-meat eaters. XD And your meatless monstrosities!
 
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Moderate to aggressive.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Genre You DON'T Like
I'll try just about anything. I'm not overly into RPs where the prime focus is romance. I'm not too hyped on fan based anime rp either.
#2
Sesame seed bun

mayo and ketchup mixed with a tiny bit of sweet relish

Lettuce

Tomato

Red Onion

Bacon

Swiss cheese

Beef

repeat Mayo Ketchup mix

Other half of the bun

In that order and served with Dill pickle slices.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#4
AGAINST THIS THREAD.

THIS IS AN OROCHI KIND OF THING, NOT A DIANA'S.
 

Mainstream Hipster

I am what all hipsters fear, what all hipsters are
#5
Top Bun
Baconnnn (lots of it)
Ketchup/Mustard/Mayonaisse
Cheese
Meat Patty
Bottom bun

Simplicity + Bacon = Heaven
 
B

Boss Frost

Guest
#6
Seasame Seed Bun
Two Beef Patties
Two Slices of Cheese
Handful of French Fries
Two Pickles
Ketchup/Mustard
FRESH, Sliced Onions

The french fries makes it tasty... I quite enjoy potato... yes, I do.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#7
Top Bun (Tom Cruise optional)
More cheese than you can shake a stick at
Barbecue Sauce
Bacon (medium to crispy)
Burger
Fried onions
Ketchup (yes! more sauce!)
Bottom Bum
The naked body of a long-haired brunette