The Perfect Hamburger

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
Original poster
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
So, I insist you tell me what makes the perfect hamburger for you! Everyone always has their own tastes and preferences. That includes you non-meat eaters. XD And your meatless monstrosities!
 
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Sesame seed bun

mayo and ketchup mixed with a tiny bit of sweet relish

Lettuce

Tomato

Red Onion

Bacon

Swiss cheese

Beef

repeat Mayo Ketchup mix

Other half of the bun

In that order and served with Dill pickle slices.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
AGAINST THIS THREAD.

THIS IS AN OROCHI KIND OF THING, NOT A DIANA'S.
 
M

Mainstream Hipster

Guest
Top Bun
Baconnnn (lots of it)
Ketchup/Mustard/Mayonaisse
Cheese
Meat Patty
Bottom bun

Simplicity + Bacon = Heaven
 
B

Boss Frost

Guest
Seasame Seed Bun
Two Beef Patties
Two Slices of Cheese
Handful of French Fries
Two Pickles
Ketchup/Mustard
FRESH, Sliced Onions

The french fries makes it tasty... I quite enjoy potato... yes, I do.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Top Bun (Tom Cruise optional)
More cheese than you can shake a stick at
Barbecue Sauce
Bacon (medium to crispy)
Burger
Fried onions
Ketchup (yes! more sauce!)
Bottom Bum
The naked body of a long-haired brunette