I've been scrolling this for HOURS now. And I assure you, there was a lot of stuff I was supposed to do today. https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt Here are some of my faves... Goku was driving his pick up truck blasting Creed "Sorry john but today is your last day alive because I am going to shoot you with this gun I have in my hands" the terorrist sayed. 'Dude these are some kickass seats dude" yelled goku over the shitty opening band. "ya dude, I am trippin balls" Vegeta hollered. Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?" Both David Letterman and the studio audience were shocked at what Hatsune Miku was saying. "Well, at least I don't eat with Slytherin Hats! I hate Slytherins!" Ronald began to cry into his oatmeal. It was a good thing Hagrid had got here in time. Five years down the road, Harry might have been a fornicating, drug-addicted Evolutionist! "We are too smart for that. Haven't you read Dawkins? God is dead! Dawkins proved that. Would you like us to educate you on the Dawkins?" guests in the front row...Alvin & The Chipmunks!" Alvin smiled in total happiness, and so did Simon and Theodore. Vince Neil grinned at them damn you ice goku, and fire goku, and earth goku, and wind goku, and shadow goku, and holy goku, and little goku, and big goku, and goku I gave Naruto and Hinata tickets to Michael Jackson's Bad Tour concert at Wembley Stadium on July 16th 1988. The hamburglar went up to his quarters to go pack his shit (a spare knife, a few vibrators, some bacardi, half a bottle of vodka, "KAKASHI IM REAL HAPPY FOR YOU AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH!" "Get outta here Kanye!" screamed Naruto.