I posted this one after browsing through quickly at the other games, so I'm again not sure if there's already one here, but it's a simple concept. Pretty much, imagine an irritating kid keeps asking you simple questions, so you get so irritated you decide to make up the answers. That's the premise. So the way it goes, is you explain the person's question above, then ask your own simple question. Such as "Why is the ocean blue, but my bath water is clear?" You could then answer "Because kids like crayons so much, that they decided to try and market the ocean by melting down blue, the most popular color, and dumping it in the ocean. That way, that nice pretty crayon blue would attract the children to play there, rather than taking a bath." Hope that makes sense. If not, oh well ... I shall begin! If English is the main language in America, why do we speak so much Spanish?