Savannah was, needless to say, caught off guard by the randomly appearing ducks. But, unlike everyone else in her vicinity, she was hearing something completely different from quacking. No, she was hearing... Conversations? No, that couldn't be possible... Could it? Maybe she'd hit her head when she'd fallen out of her wheelchair?
One duck was flapping it's wings at Josh's feet, quacking loudly.
"THE HELL D'YA THINK Y'ARE, YA LITTLE WHIPPERSNAPPER?! GET OFF OUR DAMN LAWN!!!!! I SWEAR, KIDS THESE DAYS 'AVE NO RESPECT FOR THEIR ELDERS!!!!"
Another couple of ducks appeared to be.... Dancing?! "IIIIII don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, so I shake my butt na na na na!"
A particularly kawaii little duck was simply sitting there, looking all cute and shit
while Savannah 'aww'd over how adorable it was.
Attempting to reach Dylan's back pocket was another duck, seeming very determined. "Hell yeah, I knew I smelled bread crumbs!! Hand 'em over, ya filthy animal!"
Observing a couple of ducks, one of which was licking itself like a cat, was an odd-looking duck. "What do you let it lick you like that for? Gross," one commented, a drink in hand. It took a swig of said drink, sighing slightly. "It burns goin' down."
It took a few minutes for it to sink in that she was witnessing talking ducks- or, well, her mind had developed an understanding of animal language -, at which point, Savannah was certain that she'd gone crazy. An animated sweat-drop rolled down her face, and she looked confused and horrified as heck. What the hell was going on?! Despite this insanity, she opened and closed her mouth quietly, fumbling for words with which she could respond to Josh and Dylan. "I, u-uhh...- I'm not sure 'fine' is the right word..." she muttered, hoping no one heard.
...Alright, Savannah. Pull yourself together.
Taking a deep breath, Savannah attempted to force herself to mellow out(though her ears were also ringing from Josh's yelling), trying to keep herself together. Like she always did.
Focus. Focus on the normal stuff, first... "...Nice to meet you, Dylan," she responded, glancing to Josh. "Uh, what did you say your name was, again...?"
...Then get to the weird stuff.
"
...And please tell me I'm not the only one hearing talking ducks?"
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