The Most Humorous Superpowers

[Tuxedo Mask]

So we can all come up with pretty crappy superpowers but can you come up with crappy humorous superpowers?​

The funniest one gets a prize, which will be determined by voting in a poll once we get some in. (Prize may or may not exist) :P

 

[Spammy]

The power to control toasters.

 

[Vay]

The fear-triggered power to hide in a parallel dimension where the complete silence and lack light and of oxygen calms you enough to return.

 

[Tuxedo Mask]

The ability to fart streamers and to go blind when in danger.

 

[Jumi]

The ability to give someone a hemorrhoid by snapping your fingers.

 

[Paorou-sama]

The power to sense diarrhea as thought waves.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

The power to grow pizza and spaghetti from your armpits.














Also known as the Italian dream.

 

[Zypher]

The ability to sense the exact temperature of any room (or outside) just by standing in it.

 

[EphemeralStar]

The ability to destroy all trollz. And Magibon.

 

[Darkness]

The power to stop time, but when you stop time, you can't move anyway.

 

[Anglkate]

the power to bestow Anatidaephobia upon someone aka the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is staring at you

 

[Hedonist Redd]

The ability to possess someones body, but it causes them uncontrollable and never ending diarrhea while you possess them.