The Most Humorous Superpowers

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Tuxedo Mask

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So we can all come up with pretty crappy superpowers but can you come up with crappy humorous superpowers?​

The funniest one gets a prize, which will be determined by voting in a poll once we get some in. (Prize may or may not exist) :P
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
The fear-triggered power to hide in a parallel dimension where the complete silence and lack light and of oxygen calms you enough to return.
 
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Tuxedo Mask

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The ability to fart streamers and to go blind when in danger.
 
J

Jumi

Guest
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The ability to give someone a hemorrhoid by snapping your fingers.
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
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The power to sense diarrhea as thought waves.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
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The power to grow pizza and spaghetti from your armpits.














Also known as the Italian dream.
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
The ability to sense the exact temperature of any room (or outside) just by standing in it.
 
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EphemeralStar

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The ability to destroy all trollz. And Magibon.
 
D

Darkness

Guest
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The power to stop time, but when you stop time, you can't move anyway.
 
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Anglkate

Guest
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the power to bestow Anatidaephobia upon someone aka the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is staring at you
 
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Hedonist Redd

Guest
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The ability to possess someones body, but it causes them uncontrollable and never ending diarrhea while you possess them.