The Most Humorous Superpowers

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Tuxedo Mask

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So we can all come up with pretty crappy superpowers but can you come up with crappy humorous superpowers?​

The funniest one gets a prize, which will be determined by voting in a poll once we get some in. (Prize may or may not exist) :P
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
The fear-triggered power to hide in a parallel dimension where the complete silence and lack light and of oxygen calms you enough to return.
 
T

Tuxedo Mask

Guest
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The ability to fart streamers and to go blind when in danger.
 
J

Jumi

Guest
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The ability to give someone a hemorrhoid by snapping your fingers.
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
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The power to sense diarrhea as thought waves.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
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The power to grow pizza and spaghetti from your armpits.














Also known as the Italian dream.
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
The ability to sense the exact temperature of any room (or outside) just by standing in it.
 
E

EphemeralStar

Guest
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The ability to destroy all trollz. And Magibon.
 
D

Darkness

Guest
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The power to stop time, but when you stop time, you can't move anyway.
 
A

Anglkate

Guest
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the power to bestow Anatidaephobia upon someone aka the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is staring at you
 
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Hedonist Redd

Guest
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The ability to possess someones body, but it causes them uncontrollable and never ending diarrhea while you possess them.