The Karsikan Servedus School of Heretic-Spotting

Wait.... what?
 
You had to ask.

Should have seen that arco-flaggelation coming.

<>_<>
 
Aw dammit.
 
Well lets see, you failed to show up for prayer last week, the emperor is most displeased with that, and you did it in in favor of a rampant lesbian orgy while in a pit full of Iku....

so that's a yes, the teminator's will now escort you to the penance wing for arco-flagellation.
 
BUT I SWEAR IT WAS A SACRIFICIAL IKU FOR THE EMPEROR!
 
Sacrifices are heresy.

Therefore you are a heretic.

Please accompany these heavily-armed Terminators. The weapons trained upon you at all times are for your safety.

I'm sure you'll find your new life as a suicidal death machine quite pleasent. Have a nice day.
 
WAIT! .... No....WHAT?!
 
*Goes into frenzied heretic slaying berserk mode and bashes Vay's skull into a gory paste using his own skull.* Suffer not the unclean to live!
 
YOU'RE THE GREATEST IMPERIUM WARRIOR EVER

-watches as karsiken fills up his EMPRAH'S FUREH gauge-
 
*Karsikan's gauge reaches full*

USE YOUR FINISHING MOVE.
 
*RUNS INTO THE ROOM, FORNICATING WITH A BULL WHILE EATING POPCORN*
 
*GMK Grips his head as his eyes dialte and bulge out of his skull, baelful warp energies spewed from their sockets as every vein in his body threatened to burst from his skin, A lance of brilliant white light forms around Karsikan's right arm as he hurtles with impossible speed, Separating Pao's upper torso from his legs, then tearing slyen in half vertically and lastly spearing TK as she violated the bull, putting them both out of their misery before a Riot of Blinding light erupts from GMK and destroys Half the school with pure rage*


This is why I repress my Psychic powers people.
 
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