The Karsikan Servedus School of Heretic-Spotting

K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
I think I shit myself laughing when I saw this.
 
S

Slyen

Guest
Don't forget to bring your tithes to the Emperor while your at it... you might get shot! or worse!
 
W

Warmaster Death

Guest
CRIMSON FIS MARINE.....TO THE RESCUE!

TO THE EMPEROR....AND BEYOND!
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
You know you're a heretic when...

1. You start giving a Space Marine advice on how to embellish his armour.
2. You call your pet cat Nurfarglerasticus.
3. You start to feel that self-flagellation just isn't the answer.
4. You slip rohypnol into the Sisters of Battle font.
5. You pimp out your bed with unnecessary spikes.
6. You try to do a deal with the tax collector.
7. You think that axes might look better with chains on them.
8. You start calling it "The Eye of Notsobad".
9. You learn how to pronounce "Tzeentch" correctly.
10. You stop quoting yourself in black and grey boxes.


GO GO GO!
 
W

Warmaster Death

Guest
guilty of 8......so really we're the hyppocritical inquisitors of heresy, since it takes a heretic to know a heretic......or some convaluted bullshit like that.
 

Childish Grumpino

dead.
Original poster
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
Would Karsikan and Servedus please report to the Education Hub for Self-Flagellation? That's Karsikan and Servedus to the Education Hub. Thank you.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
"I thought I had the education hub purged for heretical devotion to Slaanesh?" *digs up his psycannon and goes to the education hub*
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
SORRY, I'M ALREADY ON THE PENANCE ENGINE


I CAN'T HEAR YOU GUYS OVER THE SOUND OF MY PITEOUS SCREAMS
 

Vay

The Empress
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
I'm guilty of both 5, 9, and 10.
 
S

Slyen

Guest
Guilty of 7...

But us Fleashtearers like our fleashtearing relics from the time the emperor walked among us! :[