1. You start giving a Space Marine advice on how to embellish his armour.
2. You call your pet cat Nurfarglerasticus.
3. You start to feel that self-flagellation just isn't the answer.
4. You slip rohypnol into the Sisters of Battle font.
5. You pimp out your bed with unnecessary spikes.
6. You try to do a deal with the tax collector.
7. You think that axes might look better with chains on them.
8. You start calling it "The Eye of Notsobad".
9. You learn how to pronounce "Tzeentch" correctly.
10. You stop quoting yourself in black and grey boxes.