The Karsikan Servedus School of Heretic-Spotting

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ENROLL TODAY!
 
I think I shit myself laughing when I saw this.
 
Am I the only one laughing way too hard over Grumpy's avatar and the post?
 
Don't forget to bring your tithes to the Emperor while your at it... you might get shot! or worse!
 
CRIMSON FIS MARINE.....TO THE RESCUE!

TO THE EMPEROR....AND BEYOND!
 
You know you're a heretic when...

1. You start giving a Space Marine advice on how to embellish his armour.
2. You call your pet cat Nurfarglerasticus.
3. You start to feel that self-flagellation just isn't the answer.
4. You slip rohypnol into the Sisters of Battle font.
5. You pimp out your bed with unnecessary spikes.
6. You try to do a deal with the tax collector.
7. You think that axes might look better with chains on them.
8. You start calling it "The Eye of Notsobad".
9. You learn how to pronounce "Tzeentch" correctly.
10. You stop quoting yourself in black and grey boxes.


GO GO GO!
 
guilty of 8......so really we're the hyppocritical inquisitors of heresy, since it takes a heretic to know a heretic......or some convaluted bullshit like that.
 
And then WMD and Karsikan were the heretics.
 
Would Karsikan and Servedus please report to the Education Hub for Self-Flagellation? That's Karsikan and Servedus to the Education Hub. Thank you.
 
"I thought I had the education hub purged for heretical devotion to Slaanesh?" *digs up his psycannon and goes to the education hub*
 
SORRY, I'M ALREADY ON THE PENANCE ENGINE


I CAN'T HEAR YOU GUYS OVER THE SOUND OF MY PITEOUS SCREAMS
 
DUDE, STOP HOGGING THE PENANCE ENGINE. WHAT GIVES.
 
YOU WILL SHARE THAT PENANCE ENGINE, OR I WILL TAKE IT AWAY. >:|
 
Guilty of 7...

But us Fleashtearers like our fleashtearing relics from the time the emperor walked among us! :[
 
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