Admits a clearing in a silent grove, a once tranquil meadow was visited by a dimensional anomaly. Swirly, the green vortex dislodged a man, who was none to happy of such happenstance. In his groans, he slowly recovered from the multiverse-jetlag as a nimble sprite sipping a carbonated berry floated by. "HI THERE NEW GUY. CARE TO CHECK OUT THIS LIST?" Disturbed, the man noticed the whimsical loudmouth handed him an asterisk-shaped stone. Rubbing between his palms, he was astonished as the enchanted voice speaked into his mind. ... What do you prefer to be called? *Though to himself.* Well, I used to go by a few goofy names, which I rather not delve into out of embarrassment. So just call me the Gentleman... No, that doesn't right... Wait, how about Jent? Boy, girl, or a mystery? I always though my self as a guy, as last time I checked my body showed the phenotype characteristics of an XY Homo sapiens, yet some tend to describe me a bit effeminate. Not my fault if I'm not the assertive type. How old are you? Judging by the revolutions of the earth back in the main universe, I should be twenty. But hey, bodies typically age faster than we expect. Are you new to the site but not to roleplaying? Yep, started ever since I got back into a certain game series: Creatures. Originally my grandmother got me it as a gift, a game with artificial life involving furry animals called norns. Trying to raise them, teach them, and protect them long enough from the resident grendel, it was an curious gem for a pre-teen. Of course, like with many interests, I forgot it for a few years. Then, remembering I still had the somewhere, but couldn't find it, I looked online for another one. Surprised, I saw the game develop into a niche series in version 3.5 (Docking Station). Downloading, I played it for a short while before I looked for help on new concepts the game had. Of course, I found a few more things than I expected. Not wanting to go too off in a tangent, the rest is summarized. Found an rp section of a Creatures site, played on it badly (:p). Followed a few members to a new site, with the owner's epithet being the 'God of Insanity.' Still inexperienced, I slowly grew in skills as the forums fluxed in activity before finally closing. With me and a few others, now reside on its spiritual successor. Given that roleplaying there varies in usage, I decided to go to another forum to spread my own madness as I dwell in both forums. Do you like group Roleplays or just a single partner? No real preference. To me, tt is just some types of threads work better in bigger or smaller groups. Do you like running through grassy meadows or sitting under the cherry blossoms? Could I just walk around instead? Not much in the running mood right now, I'm not the Doctor after all. SING IT OUT LOUD! What song is tormenting your mind? Hmm... I'm not sure-WHAT!? *Breaking the fabric of reality again, the same portal tore asunder, revealing a deranged blue mage grinning wildly." I've got friends on the other side.