THE IWAKU TIME MACHINE

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Bob Ross, Feb 13, 2010.

  1. This is the epic journey of Jinx, as he travels through time and space.

    Jinx was apparently visiting someplace in England when he came across a curious looking blue telephone box.

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    Upon entering said box, he felt as if he was in the middle of some funky ass LSD trip.

    After waking up with sharpie marks all over his face, he found himself in a world strangely like the modern day; however, he saw someone doing a funky dance.

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    Little did Jinx know, but he found himself 50 years in the future. A future in which Diana has evolved into a crazy cat lady!
     
  2. I like where this thread is going.
     

  3. Diana's already a crazy cat lady!
     
  4. BUT IT'S IN THE FUTURE~
     
  5. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yteSoYoeNig"]YouTube- Lonely Way ~XENOGLOSSIA Ver.~[/ame]

    MY NAME IS PAOROU.


    EARTH... IS AT STAKE.
     
  6. So more cats?
     
  7. Yes. She has a surplus amount of cats.
     
  8. Apparently I did start an idea for a junker lady. I'll copypaste and eventually work on it more. I have probably like 50029546346 character ideas that will end up here.

    The Alchemist
    aka Mist, Misty, or even Al -- she don't give a foouck

    Real name:
    Zoe Clark

    Age:


    Occupation:
    Demolitionist, Mercenary, Engineer

    Nationality:
    Australian

    Base:
    Junkertown, Australia

    However, she's recently spending a lot more time at varied Overwatch locations. Since her services are for hire to pretty much anyone who pays well, they got in touch with her to employ in their labs, and in the field. They sweetened the deal by allowing her to bring in scrap to tinker with in their labs, and they contribute generous quantities now and then to keep her busy. Misty proceeds to pretend she's oblivious to this being OW's way of keeping her out of trouble or from working for a villainous organization.

    Personality:


    Appearance:


    Abilities and Weapons:
    Atlatl & Chain
    The atlatl she carries can serve her in two different ways. There of course is the standard one, where she launches the darts from a fair distance to land ranged damage on her targets. Her more often used method, however, is far riskier but more effective for the ways she approaches combat. The dart will be attached to a long length of chain she carries at her hip so that when it's launched and landed, she can reel herself in close. Generally, her intentions are to get close enough to hurt you in a way that's both swift and severe while she has you stuck on her spear. This atlatl+chain combo can also be used similarly to a grappling hook if she has no other means of climbing a wall or making a big jump across from somewhere.


    Explodey Knives?
    Primarily, use of these would follow the use of her atlatl and chain technique. Once she's reeled in, she will jam 1-3 of these knives into her target (preferably in spots that are ultra vulnerable) so that if they get a chance to remove them, it will mean to open a deep wound as well. Ideally, she would detach herself from the target prior to activating the bombs. There's obvious consequence to come if she doesn't. These can also be used in clever ways if a trap needs to be set, or sealed container or door needs to be opened. (I dunno still kinda deciding if this sounds good or not lol)

    Something that doesn't hurt too bad but stuns you
    wip


    Idea for ulti: Something along the lines of a suicidal high damage move like what the Goblin Techies do in DotA.

    Idea for passive: I dunno yet

    Strengths:
    - Before the Outback was turned to a wasteland, she was a highly respected chemical engineer who dabbled in the biomechanical fields as well. Much of this intelligence is still fresh enough in her mind that the former serves her well in creating useful (and dangerous) explosive things. The biomech studies are especially useful when she needs to fix her mechanical body parts, or possibly design/fix one for someone else when needed. It won't be fancy looking, but it'll be functional.

    Weaknesses:
    -


    Bio:
     
  9. What kinda cats aare we talking about here?

    Regular, boring cats, or FUTURE CATS with fucking laser vision and wings and shit?
     
  10. Paorou is now an astronaut who keeps saying earth is at stake.

    While little gurls sing cutesy songs in the background.
     
  11. *stares* In the future Isabellas will upgrade to something else again!
     
  12. I hope it's not the Thundercats.
     
  13. THUNDERCATS, THUNDERCATS, THUNDERCATS, HO~
     
  14. SIGHT BEYOND SIGHT--

    *sees horrific things*

    OH GOD
     
  15. AND IN THE FUTURE!!!!

    I will be the same except I'll live underwater.
     
  16. In the future I will be a bitter old guy who only cares about his writing, and watching his 20 year younger girl next door take a shower through his conveniently placed telescope.
     
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    IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND
     
  18. "Paorou dies."
     
  19. John smiled as he followed them*
     
  20. In the future, Mur Zombies will be a terrorist group.