THE IWAKU TIME MACHINE

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Blind Hemingway, Feb 13, 2010.

  1. This is the epic journey of Jinx, as he travels through time and space.

    Jinx was apparently visiting someplace in England when he came across a curious looking blue telephone box.

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    Upon entering said box, he felt as if he was in the middle of some funky ass LSD trip.

    After waking up with sharpie marks all over his face, he found himself in a world strangely like the modern day; however, he saw someone doing a funky dance.

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    Little did Jinx know, but he found himself 50 years in the future. A future in which Diana has evolved into a crazy cat lady!
     
  2. I like where this thread is going.
     

  3. Diana's already a crazy cat lady!
     
  4. BUT IT'S IN THE FUTURE~
     
  5. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yteSoYoeNig"]YouTube- Lonely Way ~XENOGLOSSIA Ver.~[/ame]

    MY NAME IS PAOROU.


    EARTH... IS AT STAKE.
     
  6. So more cats?
     
  7. Yes. She has a surplus amount of cats.
     
  8. Character #1

    The Alchemist
    aka Mist, Misty, or even Al -- she don't give a foouck

    Real name:
    Zoe Aster Clark

    Age:


    Occupation:
    Demolitionist, Mercenary, Engineer

    Nationality:
    Australian

    Base:
    Junkertown, Australia

    However, she's recently spending a lot more time at varied Overwatch locations. Since her services are for hire to pretty much anyone who pays well, they got in touch with her to employ in their labs, and in the field. They sweetened the deal by allowing her to bring in scrap to tinker with in their labs, and they contribute generous quantities now and then to keep her busy. Misty proceeds to pretend she's oblivious to this being OW's way of keeping her out of trouble or from working for a villainous organization.

    Personality:


    Appearance:


    Abilities and Weapons:
    Atlatl & Chain
    The atlatl she carries can serve her in two different ways. There of course is the standard one, where she launches the darts from a fair distance to land ranged damage on her targets. Her more often used method, however, is far riskier but more effective for the ways she approaches combat. The dart will be attached to a long length of chain she carries at her hip so that when it's launched and landed, she can reel herself in close. Generally, her intentions are to get close enough to hurt you in a way that's both swift and severe while she has you stuck on her spear. This atlatl+chain combo can also be used similarly to a grappling hook if she has no other means of climbing a wall or making a big jump across from somewhere.

    Explosive Knives

    Ultimate: Armored ticking time bomb backpack (will think of better name for that later lol)
    Given the right amount of time, the Alchemist can do a severe amount of damage by taking off her backpack and holding it out in front of her. She does so after activating the scale-mail armor feature it possesses, as well as a timer for the explosives installed inside. The goal is to pin the backpack onto your enemy (or enemies) so that they get blown up gruesomely. Can also be effective for bursting a hole into something if you're out of other options.


    Strengths:
    - Before the Outback was turned to a wasteland, she was a highly respected chemical engineer who dabbled in the biomechanical fields as well. Much of this intelligence is still fresh enough in her mind that the former serves her well in creating useful (and dangerous) explosive things. The biomech studies are especially useful when she needs to fix her mechanical body parts, or possibly design/fix one for someone else when needed. It won't be fancy looking, but it'll be functional.

    - Relatively good pain tolerance. It's part of what allows her to do the dangerous work she does. She'll do whatever she has or wants to do no matter how much it might hurt.

    - Surprisingly fast and mobile. Use of her tools helps this a lot. You don't have to really worry about her keeping up with you, especially if her equipment is in good condition at the time.


    Weaknesses:
    -At the end of the day, she isn't the strongest in the world. There will be many who can outdo her in challenges of strength if cleverness, speed and--lord forbid--her explosives end up failing her.

    - Partnering with the Alchemist comes with risks outside of her demolitions. She may have moments where she's needlessly reckless, destructive, or violent. Overall, she's prone to bursts of craziness that can sometimes be explained...and sometimes can't.


    Bio:
     
  9. What kinda cats aare we talking about here?

    Regular, boring cats, or FUTURE CATS with fucking laser vision and wings and shit?
     
  10. Paorou is now an astronaut who keeps saying earth is at stake.

    While little gurls sing cutesy songs in the background.
     
  11. *stares* In the future Isabellas will upgrade to something else again!
     
  12. I hope it's not the Thundercats.
     
  13. THUNDERCATS, THUNDERCATS, THUNDERCATS, HO~
     
  14. SIGHT BEYOND SIGHT--

    *sees horrific things*

    OH GOD
     
  15. AND IN THE FUTURE!!!!

    I will be the same except I'll live underwater.
     
  16. In the future I will be a bitter old guy who only cares about his writing, and watching his 20 year younger girl next door take a shower through his conveniently placed telescope.
     
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    IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND
     
  18. "Paorou dies."
     
  19. In the future ISAF destroys the world as we know it...





    ...with lemmings...
     
  20. In the future, Mur Zombies will be a terrorist group.