The Iwaku Tea Party!

*GMK's kegnought climbs from boston harbor* I object to this tea party on the grounds of faggotry

*GMK's Kegnought walks off into the sunset before the tea party is bombarded from orbit*
 
I say, how crude.

*Drinks tea*
 
What are zee white womenz?
 
Good sir, we only carry white women if you do not require they possess teeth-cleaning apparatus'. The breath, it is like a fine French wine.
 
*walks in with a crazy top hat and evil smile*
*throws tea cups around with mad hare companion and leaves*
 
Don't worry nic, I have three squads of terminators deep striking to this location in a few minutes.
 
Why must you alwayz kill everything, Misuerrrrrrrrr.
 
Ah, pay it no mind, I have a improbability shield on this location. After all I wanted this to be a relaxing little get together. *sips tea* Who wants to play croquet?
 
An Englishman cannot be deep struck.

*ties up GMK in the stables*


From now on, anyone who tries to disrupt this tea party is a talentless plebian with no decorum and poor breeding.

*butters a crumpet*
 
*Runs in* OY Gov' Them's sayin' tha bleedin' stable's on fo-yer...you shou' probably be checken' tha' ou'...

...

*only now remembers to remove his cap*
 
*ties a handkerchief around his neck, places another one on his lap, and holds both fork and knife*

Shall we begin?
 
Lol save that I'm one of the more royal blooded Iwakuans lol.
 
What an outrageous claim to the throne

._.
 
what that I have written records of being a descendant of emperor Charlemagne?
 
*leans towards Paorou*

He's what we call New Blood.




*scowls at Myrnodyn*

Well don't just stand there you horrible little man. Attend to it!
 
*smiles benignly* Well then my good sirs, the unexpected comedy. I suppose I should have seen it coming.
 
It is ever renewing.

As are you.

And hopefully the Tea supply too.

*Looks around*
 
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