The Iwaku Family Tree

This is just mainly for the luls, but I also plan in making a huge Iwaku Family Tree that makes absolutely know sense, but also is funny. :P
 
oh...okies...well it works for me either way lols
 
I BELONG TO NO ONE!!! D<

oh wait Rory is my hubbu
and I am the demon that plagues Jinx also known as Wreutar...(dont ask dont tell D< )
Maggie is apparently Rory and I's adopted daughter-face
TK is my daughter

...BUT NONE OF THIS MATTERS! D<
 
So Anglkates and Rory are... *Squints at the Ozzie Tree* @____@
 
*curls up in a corner, eating cookies and sniffling*

....Is it because I dun wear pants?

....Is it because I'm short?

....Is it because I have a super evil side that likes to hear people scream and beg for mercy, especially if they're men tied up in my basement?

*rolls around the floor in a ball*

Whyyy... Why is Ara unclaim-ed?! You cruel devilish fiends...

*rolls back to her corner of emo*

Fine... I didn't want any of you in the first place.

I love being faux-dramatic xD
 
O_O *huggles Arashi* hey...youcan come be in my family ^_^
 
*takes off pants, throws them at Duchess*

NO! 's too late D':<

*eats more cookies, peeks back at Duchess*
 
Mom: Everyone's hyperness
Dad: Everyone's happiness
EVERYTHING ELSE: I'M RELATED TO EVERYONE SOMEHOW

Ok, I did it, now I'm going back to being creepy and stalking everyone.
 
I KNOW, RIGHT?! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE PEOPLE MADE THIS?!
 
IT'S CALLED A CENSUS! 8D
 
BUT I ALREADY HAVE FIVE SENSES! I DON'T NEED MORE! GO AWAY!
 
I'm a newb so don't blame me! Chat made me do it!
 
Did someone mention violence?

I heard command for violence.

*burns the chat*
 
.....Was that English? I think that's my cue to go to sleep.
 
Hey now, don't be disparaging my man! >:[

AHEM. *Translates* He said he'd make you code a new chat from scratch if you burnt it.