The Island Game

Box of wet matches. Assuming I am able...I would be patient.


Catching fish or hunting red meat?
 
Catching fish, less likely to damage my ecosystem so I can eat longer!

One of Angl's frying pans of doom or a *puts on Oprah voice* BRAND NEW CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR~? */Oprah voice*
 
Frying pan of dooooooooom! I mean, what good is a new car with no gas.

Paula Dean OR Rachael Ray>??
 
Paula Deen, you know she'd find SOMETHING to make, cause her crazy is always lurking below the surface...

A tiger with no claws and teeth or a wild boar with tusks
 
Tiger with no pointies. Better for taming and snuggling, and easier to take down if you DID have to eat it.

Survivor Man or the Guy from Man vs Wild?
 
Thats a tough one, but i think I'll go with the dude from Man vs Wild, he seems a little more hardcore.

A steak OR a Stake.
 
.........

Freezing.

An apple Tree or a Cow?
 
Cow, milk and if it gets sick you can eat it~ Plus more nutrients

Miss America 1930 aged appropriately or Miss Ethiopia 2010
 
hmmmmm, Miss Ethiopia. No comment.

A box of Playboys or Hugh Hefner>?
 
A box of playboys, get entertainment out of reading the articles then burn 'em for fire!

A lovely bunch of coconuts or Koda Kumi?
 
Koda Kumi, for obvious reasons.

A Banana OR a Banana hammock>?
 
Ugh, so cruel! I hate both equally, but I suppose the banana, at least I can eat it for lack of better choice

A blurry picture of Shakira or a clear picture of Shakira but it's only of her head
 
I am going with the picture of her head. Maybe her beauty would help lift my spirits more than a blurry picture of her body>??

A Dentists with no tools or a Doctor with no hands.