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So, I'm a huge bookworm, and I am constantly browsing through the Amazon store on my Kindle app on my tablet for free horror books. Some times you can find some pretty decent books that have been reduced in price or given away for a week or so to get the author's name out, or the first book in a series to get people hooked enough to buy the rest. Well today I was looking through for something good, and after scrolling most of the books I've already downloaded (Mind you, I filter books by ratings, usually starting from four stars and up and slowly working my way down the ratings.)
I was on four stars and up, looking for free horror ebooks when a title caught my eye.
Yes, ladies and gentleman, there is a book about being pounded in the butt by their own butt. Wonders never fucking cease!
The scariest thing of all.....It's a fucking series!
After a horrified laugh or two I ignored the butt pounding butt and scrolled through some more hoping that people's taste would improve.....
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Apparently I gave people more credit than they deserve.
I understand that we all have different taste, but COME ON! This is not horror! Lovecraft, Poe, King, and Barker, they're horror! That shit is just plain smut!
I figured that I would come and tell you all. So, if you're ever bored or in need of a laugh, simply check out some of the free ebooks on Amazon, and I guarantee you'll be entertained.
*Edited to add spoilers. Did not realize the rather graphic book descriptions. I was too busy laughing at the damn titles.
I was on four stars and up, looking for free horror ebooks when a title caught my eye.
Yes, ladies and gentleman, there is a book about being pounded in the butt by their own butt. Wonders never fucking cease!
The scariest thing of all.....It's a fucking series!
After a horrified laugh or two I ignored the butt pounding butt and scrolled through some more hoping that people's taste would improve.....
Apparently I gave people more credit than they deserve.
I understand that we all have different taste, but COME ON! This is not horror! Lovecraft, Poe, King, and Barker, they're horror! That shit is just plain smut!
I figured that I would come and tell you all. So, if you're ever bored or in need of a laugh, simply check out some of the free ebooks on Amazon, and I guarantee you'll be entertained.
*Edited to add spoilers. Did not realize the rather graphic book descriptions. I was too busy laughing at the damn titles.
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