The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Apologies, friends; essays are a bitch.

I'll get something written now.
 
Sorry, it's me lagging this time.
I SHALL NOT DO ANYTHING ELSE UNTIL I FINISH UP WITH A POST.
NOW.

*starts typing*

(Three hours later)

...Right.
Done.
Pressing the 'Post Quick Reply' button seemed sort of out-of-place, but I did it anyway. There should be an option for slow people like me.

*goes do something else*
 
I tried to write my own Guide description for Vogons several times, but none of them really did the original justice.

So I just stole the original.

Sorry, Douglas. They say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
 
I'm guessing that none of us have Babelfishes yet so the screaming of Lady Hargleflarstinox VII, a Vogon dignitary of some high renown, will probably be incomprehensible to everyone but Honda.
 
:(

I wasn't funny enough... My career is over.