The Fantasy Town of GEN'RAL!

In this town, the Old Crab Man owns an entire fleet of docked ships since the river dried up last summer.
 
During the Winter Solstice, the Nomadic denizens hold a grand festival that ends with a large dance, and symphony of music played through hand carved wooden flutes, pipes, and horns in order to drive away the winter spirits that wait to prevent the spring, and summer from returning.
 
In this town, all horses are forced to wear dresses for the Queen is offended by their privates always hanging out.
 
More than half of the population of Gen'Ral believes that tomatoes are poisonous.
 
Gen'ral's patron saint is Saint Bartholomew the Hungry.
 
It's said that no matter how many meat pies St. Bartholomew ate he always craved more, bringing down the economy of the neighboring country through sheer hunger.
 
Gen'ral used to have a thriving diamond mine, but it was closed due to balrogs.
 
The Balrogs also revealed the true purpose of pants, of which we're still not sure.
 
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