The Doctor is in!

October Knight

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Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
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Hello, I'm Dr. Cat, M.D. I recently graduated from medical school with secondary degree in psychology. I am here to answer any medical or personal questions you might have. I am also great with relationship advice.

So? What seems to be the problem meow?
 
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Wizard Secretary Doxa

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-fakes a sniffles and tugs Dr.Cat's fur- Doctor! I am in desperate need of your assistance! I get fatigue easily when I wake up and start doing the day's chores. Plus, I get a lot of headaches and migraine!
 

October Knight

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Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
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Doctor! I am in desperate need of your assistance! I get fatigue easily when I wake up and start doing the day's chores. Plus, I get a lot of headaches and migraine!
Dr. Cat recommends getting a good night sleep, coupled with healthy diet and exercise, this may remedy your fatigue. Also practice meditation, deep breathing! Meow!
 

October Knight

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Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Well it looks like at least one of my creations was a success. Unlike Vay.
 

October Knight

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Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
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Darkness

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Hey dude, my fucking cat only knows how to play the bitey faggot game with me, how do I get him to stop it and the rest of his "lol he's so cute and curious and playful!" behaviour that leaves my arms like I'm a heroin addict?
 

October Knight

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Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
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Hey dude, my fucking cat only knows how to play the bitey faggot game with me, how do I get him to stop it and the rest of his "lol he's so cute and curious and playful!" behaviour that leaves my arms like I'm a heroin addict?
Cats are the worlds biggest trolls. They are selfish, controlling, needy, impatient and, as you have stated, abusive. Despite all this they are the most desirable pet in the world and the most clicked image on the net (Besides porn). I suggest you start using heroin right meow! It will make the relationship with your cat easier AND you'll have an excuse for the tracks.
 
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Darkness

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Holy fuck, Dr. Cat, if only I was a girl to suck your spiky dick! You rule!

I know what to do with my life right now, I'll go shoot up some heroine, then I'll go put my dick in the cat's butt!
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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Insanity? Language? Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Hey doc, I have four children, how do I solve this problem?
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
DOCTOR CAT MD PERSONCAT I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE! I JUST GOT BITTEN BY A BLACK MAMBA WHAT DO I *GURGLES AND COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND*

Heeeelp.... meee....
 
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Darkness

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He's a psychologist, TK.

But I guess you should probably take some Tylenol for the muscle pains.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.

October Knight

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Original poster
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
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Hey doc, I have four children, how do I solve this problem?
If you'll note, as my last patient so kindly demonstrated, anal sex is a natural method of birth control. The kids you already have are not a problem, they are a result of not having anal sex.


DOCTOR CAT MD PERSONCAT I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE! I JUST GOT BITTEN BY A BLACK MAMBA WHAT DO I *GURGLES AND COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND*
*Licks the wound*

This isn't poison, it's syrup...and that's not a black mamba...It's an aunt Jemima bottle.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Oh.... So... how do I pay? Credit or debit or cash?