"If it makes you feel better, in Waris, you are all simply goblins,"
In all honesty, Rictus wasn't sure if necessarily did make him feel better. While opinions differed from goblin to goblin, he was of the mind that the distinction between the 'Original' goblins and those that came after was a fairly important one. The original generation were tough old folks, and deserved a lot of credit for holding it together despite all the trouble life seemed determined to pile on them and ensure the continued survival of what was essentially new and very young race. In comparison, he was just a goblin more worried about where his next meal was going to be coming from. Of course, he'd already let his mouth run away with him, and thus he merely grunted neutrally in reply to Lusca.
"Cousins? I'd say they're more like... ancestors, to your people. You've since... evolved from them, no?"
Now
that did manage to draw a pleased chuckle from Rictus, the goblin's shoulders rising and falling with his laugh. It was a nice image, the idea that the goblins weren't just some freak accident, but the next step on the path of progress. Who knows, maybe in another life gnomes had purposely made the change, seeing the tougher green skin as just a natural improvement? The idea was amusing, if nothing else.
"Yes, many," Lusca, at least to Rictus, seemed to be looking off in one direction, likely imaging said broken-hearts he'd left behind
. "Though I fret not over the loss - there will be more lovers waiting in line upon my return home."
"Pfft, at least that makes one of us." Rictus laughed, more than a little envious. Lusca definitely seemed to the sort to keep a small court's worth of paramours on hand, and even the goblin couldn't deny the guy had the looks for it. It wasn't exactly too surprising to hear that their situations were completely opposite. "Ahh, what I wouldn't give to have just a
single goblin lass waiting for me back in Loobatai…well, any kind of lass that wouldn't look at me like I was something they found at the bottom of their shoe would do."
That was, however, the point where Lusca began talking about his experience above ground, and the air of mirth between the two faded.
"The air above water is stifling and I've never smelled so many foul scents before," His nose wrinkled as he spoke. Rictus wondered how it must have felt, to go from having the constant presence of water around you to suddenly be surrounded by a force that you could no longer see or directly feel, but could definitely perceive. The goblin couldn't even begin to imagine.
"As for how I got here, I've got connections. That bloody bastard Icarus froze-"
Lusca's voice was suddenly swallowed up by a great crash, an unidentifiable sound of immense force. Rictus felt his entire body tense, head snapping left and right. It was like a string of great drumbeats, only this was threatening to shake the earth under the their feet. Worse, that sound was definitely getting louder. Each pounder, more pronounced than the last, caused a horrible reverberation in Rictus' skull, one that made his teeth feel loose.
"What is that noise?"
Lusca's voice was low, almost drowned out completely by the sound. The only other sound than the beating and the merman's voice was their mounts' increasing fear. Rictus tried to pet his ram's neck in order to silence it's fearful bleating, but the beast was clearly barely stopping itself from bolting.
Slowly and carefully, Rictus clambered off the ram, eyes scanning fretfully left and right. He would have cursed aloud if he was quite so terrified of being heard. The very same trees that had given them safety and cover from any dragons overhead were now blocking any clear line of sight. Anything could be making the noise, and they wouldn't be able to see it until far too close for Rictus' liking.
With fumbling hands, Rictus managed to pull his two daggers out of the sheaths by his side, a little of his confidence returning when the dull iron of the blades were glinting in the muted light. He had a plan, a fairly simple one. He would creep through what cover he could find, see if he could spot the source of the noise before it spotted him, and come back without being eaten alive. Of course, the last part of the equation relied on the second part not going horrible awry.
Keeping his voice as low as he could, the goblin turned to the merman.
"Stay here, and be
very quiet. I'll try and see what's ahead. If I'm not back in the next couple of minutes, try and regroup with the others, use the trail makers if you have to." After a second of fiddling and gripping his daggers, Rictus added. "Take care of the ram for me. He's an idiot, but he probably doesn't deserve to get chewed up by some swamp beast."
With that, Rictus gathered what scraps of his composer that he could, and began to carefully push his way forward, keeping to the thickest parts of the foliage as he could. Goblins were pretty good at being sneaky: their smaller stature and earthy skin tones meant that they could creep around pretty efficiently. That being said, Rcitus knew that was hardly an advantage. He was wandering into unknown territory, into
something that probably had a much better grasp of the land then he did. It'd be a miracle if it hadn't already spotted him, let alone him spotting it before that.
Taking a breath, Rictus grasped his daggers tight, and pushed forward.