So the other day, it was discovered that the script with all our lines in it was really just someone’s grocery list, and that’s why we talk about food so much in the cbox. I immediately set about rectifying this and wrote new roles for everyone I could, but before I could finish, Kai set the script on fire, destroying my hard work. So here, I present to you, the new Iwaku cast list! Some roles have been revised. Just find the role you are playing and play to your heart’s content. The Cast: -The former hero with a drinking problem who much be bailed out of intergalactic prison: Jinx -The intergalactic police officer/rock idol: Cotillion -The hero of our story: Malkuthe -The older, pacifist hero and ex intergalactic police officer: Davion -The former villainess with a heart of gold and hate interest of Jinx: Iliana - The former villainess’s protege: Hirohashi -The valiant train who must learn a lesson taught by a young child to be free of his metal body: Kai -The young child: Bellas (All Bellas are understudies to one another) -The brave Nekojin duo who fought valiantly against magic that attacked their lands: Cammy and Tetsuri -The keepers of the haunted library of myth: Asmo, Jack Shade, Tegan -The True Justice Wielders, intergalactic police with a higher purpose: Vay and Grumpy -School children who have inherited a device of great power to open interdimensional rifts and thus potentially end the world with video game consoles: Miru and Staci -The strict headmaster: Ozzie -The flustered chemistry teacher: Cerulean -The misguided but lovable singing Insect Emperor: Iskari -The mystical beauty/tea shop owner/fortune teller: Ocha -The owner of the sword shop one dimension over: Gibs -The Master of Dolls, a villain with plans for global domination: Tribs -The Master Dragon, an opposing villain: Kehvarl -Twin popstars with custom outfits in each new scene: Celestialis and Elyd -The celebrity sponsor of Insanity Cola: Paorou -Chief of the intergalactic police and part time gossip columnist: Diana -The honeymoon couple who get eaten by a myth beast unleashed by the library keepers: W and Amethyst -A seemingly innocent cat: GMK -A girl abandoned in an intergalactic traffic hub by her time traveling partner for no reason other than she poked something she shouldn’t: Nino -The crime lord with a secret: Coffee -His secretary: Jovian -The narrator: Lorelei -Transdimensional Crossing Guards: Anglkate, Fel, Des -Magical girls with superhuman abilities: Kitti, Zen, Loveless, Layne, Rory -The would-be hero who prefers carpentry to saving the world: October -The creepy Internal Affairs cop: Alan -The sexy private detective with ties to the occult: Juku -His hardass partner: Rokku -The Diva, owner of the the dimension’s largest broadcast corporation: Zypher -Invaders from another dimension: Yume, SnowLily, Zorilla -The sexy information trader: Myrnodyn -Voice of the Dimension Stalker: Orion -The Dimension Stalker (silent actor): Porg -The Dimension Stalker's attendants: Shiny and MewEla -Super Dimension healing tentacle gelatin monster: Dawn If you weren’t mentioned, I either spaced you out and do apologize or I don’t know you well enough to peg you for a role. Feel free to audition!