The Baby Name Game

[Mundane Monster]

I used to play this game on Y!Answers, where someone would create an imaginary family, and give guidelines on how names were created. But then Yahoo got pissed that we were playing games and not asking questions and went on a 'delete' rampage.

Anyway! Here's what you do!

I will type up a little story and leave blank spaces for you to fill in. Next to the blank spaces will be guidelines in parentheses. You must follow the guidelines to complete the game!

First Version

You graduate from _________(College/Trade School name) with a degree in _________ (Degree). After a few years of working you amass enough money to buy a(n) ___________ (Apartment/House/Cabin etc).

One day when you're out at a bar with your friends you meet a ________ (man/woman/alien etc) named ______ _______ (First name starts with D, last name is a color) who is a _________ (Profession/Career). You two hit it off and go on a few dates. Three years later, you guys get married in _______ (Place) and have a honeymoon in ________ (Place with extremely hot weather).

After a year of living at your place, you two decide that you want to have kids and so you move out of your place and buy a bigger __________ (Apartment/House etc).

The first child you have is a beautiful baby boy who you name _______ ________ (First name is maternal grandfather's name, middle name is Greek).

Two years later you give birth to triplets! Two girls and one boy. Their names are ________ _________ (First name is a flower, middle name means bright), ___________, ___________ (First name is female form of father's name, middle name ends with L.) and __________, __________ (First name means strength, middle name is four letters.)

You and your spouse agree that you shouldn't have any more children and adopt a dog for your kids. The dog is a _________ (large breed), with __________ (color) fur, and his/her name is __________ (nonsensical name courtesy of the triplets.)

 

[Razilin]

You graduate from LOYOLA UNIVERSITY with a degree in BIOLOGY. After a few years of working you amass enough money to buy a(n) APARTMENT.

One day when you're out at a bar with your friends you meet a WOMAN named DANIELLE RED who is a NURSE. You two hit it off and go on a few dates. Three years later, you guys get married in CHICAGO and have a honeymoon in LAS VEGAS.

After a year of living at your place, you two decide that you want to have kids and so you move out of your place and buy a bigger APARTMENT.

The first child you have is a beautiful baby boy who you name JOHN KALAPOPOLIS.

Two years later you give birth to triplets! Two girls and one boy. There names are ROSE SUN, ADRIENNE RACHEL, and HERCULES BOLT.

You and your spouse agree that you shouldn't have any more children and adopt a dog for your kids. The dog is a MASTIFF, with BROWN fur, and his/her name is TRIBBLE.

 

[frazfreyy]

You graduate from University of Tennessee with a degree in Candle Making. After a few years of working you amass enough money to buy a tree house.

One day when you're out at a bar with your friends you meet a man named Dimitri Peach who is a Pope. You two hit it off and go on a few dates. Three years later, you guys get married in Vegas and have a honeymoon in the Sahara Desert.

After a year of living at your place, you two decide that you want to have kids and so you move out of your place and buy a bigger log cabin.

The first child you have is a beautiful baby boy who you name Kevin Delos.

Two years later you give birth to triplets! Two girls and one boy. Their names are Corpse-Flower Intelligent, Dimitria Seagull and Muscled Poop.

You and your spouse agree that you shouldn't have any more children and adopt a dog for your kids. The dog is a St Bernard (large breed), with purple fur, and his name is Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins.

 

[TyratheTyrant]

You graduate from Oaksterdam University with a degree in Cannabis Cultivation. After a few years of working you amass enough money to buy a Cabin.

One day when you're out at a bar with your friends you meet a man named Dagan Denim who is a Embalmer. You two hit it off and go on a few dates. Three years later, you guys get married in Sweden and have a honeymoon in Death Valley.

After a year of living at your place, you two decide that you want to have kids and so you move out of your place and buy a bigger House.

The first child you have is a beautiful baby boy who you name Dennis Achilles.

Two years later you give birth to triplets! Two girls and one boy. Their names are Sweet Pea Shine, Dagania Love, and Angus Reed.

You and your spouse agree that you shouldn't have any more children and adopt a dog for your kids. The dog is a German Shepherd, with black fur, and his name is Binko.

 

[Cry]

You graduate from College Unacoin with a degree in Mythology. After a few years of working you amass enough money to buy an Apartment.

One day when you're out at a bar with your friends you meet a alien named Drake Brown who is a Signer. You two hit it off and go on a few dates. Three years later, you guys get married in Landon and have a honeymoon in Mars.

After a year of living at your place, you two decide that you want to have kids and so you move out of your place and buy a bigger House.

The first child you have is a beautiful baby boy who you name Gule Venizelos (First name is maternal grandfather's name, middle name is Greek).

Two years later you give birth to triplets! Two girls and one boy. Their names are Rose Gilbert , Drakeca Muriel, and Micheal (the archangel of protection, strength and courage) Rose.

You and your spouse agree that you shouldn't have any more children and adopt a dog for your kids. The dog is a Shepherd, with Purple fur, and his/her name is Trips (?) (I have no idea where to find that.... really no idea! I looked it up but hell can't find it XD)

 

[The Writing Owl]

You graduate from Drake University with a degree in Psychology. After a few years of working you amass enough money to buy an apartment.

One day when you're out at a bar with your friends you meet a man named David Cyan who is a Rocket Scientist. You two hit it off and go on a few dates. Three years later, you guys get married in Barcelona, Spain and have a honeymoon in Mexico.

After a year of living at your place, you two decide that you want to have kids and so you move out of your place and buy a bigger house.

The first child you have is a beautiful baby boy who you name Rollie Agape.

Two years later you give birth to triplets! Two girls and one boy. Their names are Violet Morgan, Davida Bell, and Arthur Emry.

You and your spouse agree that you shouldn't have any more children and adopt a dog for your kids. The dog is a Canadian Eskimo Dog, with red fur, and her name is Lyrica.

 

[phantasmagoricStoner]

You graduate from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with a degree in Defense Against the Dark Arts. After a few years of working you amass enough money to buy an apartment.

One day when you're out at a bar with your friends you meet a man named Dirk Red who is a Puppet Maker. You two hit it off and go on a few dates. Three years later, you guys get married in Alternia and have a honeymoon in the desert.

After a year of living at your place, you two decide that you want to have kids and so you move out of your place and buy a bigger apartment.

The first child you have is a beautiful baby boy who you name Ami Ambrosios.

Two years later you give birth to triplets! Two girls and one boy. Their names are Azalea Shining, Dena Abigail and Averey Dave.

You and your spouse agree that you shouldn't have any more children and adopt a dog for your kids. The dog is a Otterhound, with brown fur, and his name is Sir Poop-A-Lot.

 

[Levusti]

You graduate from University of Texas with a degree in Clinical Laboratory Science. After a few years of working you amass enough money to buy a house.

One day when you're out at a bar with your friends you meet a woman named Dionizia White who is a voice over talent. You two hit it off and go on a few dates. Three years later, you guys get married in Texas and have a honeymoon in the Philippines.

After a year of living at your place, you two decide that you want to have kids and so you move out of your place and buy a bigger, fuckin' beautiful mansion.

The first child you have is a beautiful baby boy who you name Lorenzo Kleon.

Two years later you give birth to triplets! Two girls and one boy. Their names are Rose Maliwanag, Emanuelle Pascal and Malakas Noel

You and your spouse agree that you shouldn't have any more children and adopt a dog for your kids. The dog is a Doberman, with black fur, and his name is Dipper, because my wife refused to name the dog "Dipshit."

 

[radimir putin]

You graduate from ITT Technical Institute with a degree in Dragonology. After a few years of working you amass enough money to buy a Lair.

One day when you're out at a bar with your friends you meet a Half-Elf Druid named Darwin Scarlet who is a Cat Whisperer. You two hit it off and go on a few dates. Three years later, you guys get married in Mount Vesuvius and have a honeymoon in the Earth's Core.

After a year of living at your place, you two decide that you want to have kids and so you move out of your place and buy a bigger Dungeon.

The first child you have is a beautiful baby boy who you name Wayne Dionysus.

Two years later you give birth to triplets! Two girls and one boy. Their names are Snapdragon Lucius, Stevie Muriel and Audrey Beth.

You and your spouse agree that you shouldn't have any more children and adopt a dog for your kids. The dog is a Mastiff, with blue fur, and his/her name is Emergency Food.

 

[ResolverOshawott]

You graduate from Your generic vampire/werewolf academy with a degree in Sextology. After a few years of working you amass enough money to buy a(n) a mansion bigger than Pluto

One day when you're out at a bar with your friends you meet a Bisexual bear named Dante Pink who is a Porn Star. You two hit it off and go on a few dates. Three years later, you guys get married in DA CRIB and have a honeymoon in a bedroom at a cheap motel in africa

After a year of living at your place, you two decide that you want to have kids and so you move out of your place and buy a bigger House that is larger than Pluto on Mars

The first child you have is a beautiful baby boy who you name Philips Boreas

Two years later you give birth to triplets! Two girls and one boy. Their names are I FREAKING GIVE ON THIS GAME(First name is a flower, middle name means bright), ___________, ___________ (First name is female form of father's name, middle name ends with L.) and __________, __________ (First name means strength, middle name is four letters.)

You and your spouse agree that you shouldn't have any more children and adopt a dog for your kids. The dog is a _________ (large breed), with __________ (color) fur, and his/her name is __________ (nonsensical name courtesy of the triplets.)

 

[~Happily.Ever.After~]

You graduate from CORNELL UNIVERSITY with a degree in VETERINARY MEDICINE. After a few years of working you amass enough money to buy a SMALL RANCH HOUSE.

One day when you're out at a bar with your friends you meet a MAN named DENNIS BLEU who is a RANCHER. You two hit it off and go on a few dates. Three years later, you guys get married in HAWAII and have a honeymoon in THE AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK DURING THEIR SUMMER.

After a year of living at your place, you two decide that you want to have kids and so you move out of your place and buy a bigger FARM.

The first child you have is a beautiful baby boy who you name THOMAS GREGORY.

Two years later you give birth to triplets! Two girls and one boy. Their names are AMARYLLIS ILIANA, DENNI ANABELL and TIERGAN PHIL

You and your spouse agree that you shouldn't have any more children and adopt a dog for your kids. The dog is a SAINT BERNARD-NEWFOUNDLAND-GREAT PYRENEES MIX, with MOTTLED BLACK, BROWN AND WHITE fur, and his/her name is CRISPY WIGGLE-WAGGLES.

 

[determinator]

You graduate from PRINCETON with a degree in ANTHROPOLOGY. After a few years of working you amass enough money to buy a(n) CONDOMINIUM.

One day when you're out at a bar with your friends you meet an ASARI named DEINA VERDIGRIS who is a HACKER. You two hit it off and go on a few dates. Three years later, you guys get married in THE CITADEL and have a honeymoon on THERUM.

After a year of living at your place, you two decide that you want to have kids and so you move out of your place and buy a bigger SHIP, because you are finally a badass.

The first child you have is a beautiful baby boy who you name JOHN AESCHYLUS.

Two years later you give birth to triplets! Two girls and one boy. Their names are NARCISSUS LUCA, WILHELMINA MERRELL and BALA DEVA.

You and your spouse agree that you shouldn't have any more children and adopt a dog for your kids. The dog is a GREAT DANE, with CINNABAR fur, and his/her name is NARLAMINA.


(Lol Bala Deva. I did a thing. That was cool for two seconds.)