That Awkward Moment When...

lol! xDD

That awkward moment when your awkward moment doesn't make sense.
 
That awkward moment in the morning when you do something and forget it a second later.
 
The awkward moment when some nice people come serenading you with songs to help fundraise for poor kids/people in the Philippines and you are too poor to offer anything but change.

Yup. Happened a couple of days ago. <(
o_o)> imsopoor.
 
That awkward moment when a poor person pulls out a stack of one hundereds after you just gave him a dollar.
 
The awkward moment where I wish that poor person was me
 
That awkward moment when you wish you could see the person you love again. And you do. And they're married.
 
That awkward moment when you discover you're #2 in your loves heart.
 
That awkward moment when you win the penis game
 
That awkward moment when the Penis Game is played with men over the age of 65.
 
That awkward moment when you realize she has a penis.
 
That awkward moment when you realize you've found the answer to a math problem you've been working on for 10 minutes and your answer is not even one of the choices...
 
That awkward moment when you realize you're doing math.
 
That awkward moment when you spent all your time looking at the math teacher's ass ans she catches you looking.
 
That awkward moment when you can't figure out where all these people got their badass signatures from and you want one.... Or is that just me? Hm. That's awkward.
 
That awkward moment when someone spends time staring at your signature, and your staring at their avitar picture.
 
That awkward moment when someone is staring at you, but they're cross-eyed, so you don't really know if they are...
 
When you realize that your friends have drawn on your face during the night, but not thanks to a mirror, instead by the confused looks of people on the street.
 
That awkward movie when you're watching a porno, and the cat jumps on your lap.
 
That awkward moment when you're watching a porno and an ad for Clear Eyes comes on.
 
That awkward moment, when the add when the clear eye ad goes off and another for Viagra comes on.