Tegan is Awesome

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Tegan

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Taste it muthafuckas!


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HAHAHAHA TEGAN LOOKS LIKE JUSTIN BEIBER!
 
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Fuck Germany. >(
 
lululul songs about drugs weeeeeeeeeee
 
She does remind me of Pink. How sad.
 
How do you know? Tegan might be better than you assume little nino.
 
But Pink's posts are lacklustre at best.

I mean, seriously, "Na-na na-na na-na-na, na-na na-na na-na"? That's hardly what I'd call a character arc.
 
Unless I see tegan juggling three dildos with just her tongue while strumming a guitar with her nipple piercings AND scissoring with a chick at the same time, Pink remains the better carpet muncher.
 
Well that's still just a matter of opinion el nino. She just might not want to send porn your way.
 
Pink is a lesbian?

Well there go my hopes and dreams.
 
THIS IS WHAT REAL LESBIANS LOOK LIKE

NOT YOUR SILLY YURI FANTASIES, OTAKU LOSERS
 
I already know. Most of my friends are lesbians. So there.
 
TEGAN CANNOT BE LEFT TO LIVE THE REST OF HER HIP N' TRENDY LIFE!

KILL HER!
 
*Walks backwards toward the door, pouring kerosene as she does so.*

WAR'S OVER DICKS. GO BACK TO YOUR FAMILIES.

*Throws a match over her shoulder as she exits the thread and boards a helicopter.*

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Due to the laws of physics and whatnot, the match goes out before it even touches the ground.

Pans out on Tegan crying as the Helicopter takes off.
 
I thought Tegan was fire proof or a ninja....
 
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