SURVEY: IWAKU'S QUESTIONNAIRE!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Torsty, Feb 16, 2011.

  1. This is more or less a random survey with some questions which are shamelessly copied from James Lipton's(Inside the Actor's Studio) set of questions that he asks all his guests by the end of the show. We here at Iwaku like to get to know our members, new and old. Enjoy this example!

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    James Lipton’s Questionnaire
    What is your favorite word?
    Relax

    What is your least favorite word?

    Soccer

    What turns you on?
    A lustful smile.

    What turns you off?
    Cold weather.

    What is your favorite curse word?
    ForFucksSake! - Yes! It should be one word!

    What sound or noise do you love?
    Live music.

    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Crying.

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Basketball-player.

    What profession would you not like to do?
    The president of the USA/coach the national English football team. It's basicly the same thing!

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    "This is just the beginning, kid!"

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    James Lipton’s Questionnaire


    What is your favorite word?
    What is your least favorite word?
    What turns you on?
    What turns you off?
    What is your favorite curse word?
    What sound or noise do you love?
    What sound or noise do you hate?
    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    What profession would you not like to do?
    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
     
  2. What is your favorite word? Awe. It's like a whole world can open up with that one word.

    What is your least favorite word? Monotonous.

    What turns you on? Excitement in endeavors.

    What turns you off? Toilet humor.

    What is your favorite curse word? A new one for me, but I'm finding it amusing to use, Hex.

    What sound or noise do you love? Branches moving in the breeze.

    What sound or noise do you hate? That overlaying drone in large places where you can't hear any one thing well.

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I'd like to be a travel show host.

    What profession would you not like to do? A slaughter house inspector.

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You did pretty good. Are you ready for what's next?"
     
  3. What is your favorite word?
    Shenanigans

    What is your least favorite word?
    F*ck

    What turns you on?
    When a girl can dance hip-hop

    What turns you off?
    Annoying laughs, and piercings.

    What is your favorite curse word?
    I don't curse.

    What sound or noise do you love?
    Rain, and people singing to God.

    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Styrofoam rubbing against something

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Musician

    What profession would you not like to do?
    Pooper Scooper

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    You have done well my good and faithful servant.
     
  4. What is your favorite word?
    Grimoire

    What is your least favorite word?
    Cunt

    What turns you on?
    Original mindedness

    What turns you off?
    Sheep mindedness

    What is your favorite curse word?

    Fuck!

    What sound or noise do you love?
    The sound of rain pitter-pattering on the roof and windows.

    What sound or noise do you hate?
    A chair or door squeaking.

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Pilot!

    What profession would you not like to do?
    Rocket Science.

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    "HAH! I do exist! Now get in there and go mambo with Marilyn."
     
  5. What is your favorite word?
    Doorknob

    What is your least favorite word?
    Feces

    What turns you on?
    Pain

    What turns you off?
    Furries

    What is your favorite curse word?
    Fucker

    What sound or noise do you love?
    Billy Corgan's voice <3

    What sound or noise do you hate?
    The laughter of children

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    A badass monster truck driver

    What profession would you not like to do?
    Doctor

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    "You are the Chosen One. For it's time for me to retire."
     
  6. What is your favorite word? Abscond
    What is your least favorite word? scank
    What turns you on? Truly meant soft words
    What turns you off? Fakery
    What is your favorite curse word? damnfuckingassfaggot
    What sound or noise do you love? Silence
    What sound or noise do you hate? MY own footsteps
    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Astronomy
    What profession would you not like to do? Anything to do with the public (IRONYYYYY)
    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I told you so.
     
  7. What is your favorite word?
    Fire.

    What is your least favorite word?
    Snow.

    What turns you on?
    Bold moves.

    What turns you off?
    Repetitiveness.

    What is your favorite curse word?
    Fucktard.

    What sound or noise do you love?
    Thunder.

    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Alarm clock.

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Circus Performer.


    What profession would you not like to do?
    Republican.

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    You were always hard to figure out.
     
  8. What is your favorite word?
    Sensuous
    What is your least favorite word?
    Once
    What turns you on?
    Tattoos
    What turns you off?
    Selfishness
    What is your favorite curse word?
    Fuck <3
    What sound or noise do you love?
    Crackling fire
    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Radio static
    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Bartender
    What profession would you not like to do?
    Professional sports
    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    "No offense taken, not like I gave you proof I existed, right? Anyway, this is going to be so much better than they told you it would be. You lived a good life and deserve reprieve."
     
  9. James Lipton’s Questionnaire
    What is your favorite word?
    Tokidoki (Japanese for sometimes) and jirojiro miru (Japanese to stare at)

    What is your least favorite word?

    Sarah Palin

    What turns you on?
    Glasses, Girls dressed like this (dunno why), girls with dark hair with tan skin or pale, and red heads; also a plus.

    What turns you off?
    Sarah Palin, Faux News, NBC, Glenn Beck, religious fundamentalists.

    What is your favorite curse word?
    Smucks

    What sound or noise do you love?
    The wind blowing on the open plains, flowing water, and rain.

    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Loud talking and traffic sounds

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Uh....Don't really know. Maybe teacher?

    What profession would you not like to do?
    Porn.


    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

    "We're going blowin', so don't lose her at soul'ing. Move over karma, tonight."
     
  10. What is your favorite word?
    Midnight.

    What is your least favorite word?
    Slut.

    What turns you on?
    Roughness.

    What turns you off?
    Some really creepy fetishes...

    What is your favorite curse word?
    Bloody Hell!

    What sound or noise do you love?
    The moans of a woman.

    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Dry Erase marker on a Dry Erase board.

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Hero of Time.

    What profession would you not like to do?
    Doctor/Lawyer.

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    "Oh, it's you? Din, Nayru and Farore are waiting for you over at the other Gates."
     
  11. What is your favorite word?
    Celestial

    What is your least favorite word?
    moist

    What turns you on?
    Good kissing

    What turns you off?
    arrogance

    What is your favorite curse word?
    shit

    What sound or noise do you love?
    random city noise, cars driving by

    What sound or noise do you hate?
    scraping of like a knife on a plate

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    J-Pop idol!

    What profession would you not like to do?
    Mortician

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    "Oh, you get to go over there with the deceased Hello! Project girls"
     
  12. What is your favorite word?
    Serenity

    What is your least favorite word?
    Moist

    What turns you on?
    Good sense of humor

    What turns you off?
    Blind judgment

    What is your favorite curse word?
    Fuckin A

    What sound or noise do you love?
    City noises/waterfalls

    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Sandpaper scratching a rough surface

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    ..."Intimate Psychologist"

    What profession would you not like to do?
    Accountant

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    "
    Here's your mandatory drink. Now let's party!"
     
  13. What is your favorite word?
    Katana

    What is your least favorite word?
    Rape

    What turns you on?
    ...Lets not get into that, eh?

    What turns you off?
    Really gross things, like slugs.

    What is your favorite curse word?
    Fuckin'

    What sound or noise do you love?
    heavily distorted electric guitars laid over a double bass drum.

    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Auto-tune, purposefully rhyming, crying.

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Guitarist or drummer - love them both.

    What profession would you not like to do?
    anything that doesn't pertain to art.

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    woah, dude, here's some skunk ass shit, chicks are in the back... - it'd be nice if the man upstairs liked at least ONE thing I enjoy.
     
  14. What is your favorite word?
    hysterosalpingo-oopherectomy

    What is your least favorite word?
    Retard

    What turns you on?
    hmm where to start >3

    What turns you off?
    Rudeness, arrogance

    What is your favorite curse word?
    Fuck....or Shit....

    What sound or noise do you love?
    ACCENTS <3 *squee*

    What sound or noise do you hate?
    fork scraping a plate

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Modeling...>.> DONT JUDGE...besides it would never happen haha

    What profession would you not like to do?
    anything politics

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    "Well fuck me silly and call me Charley! I didn't think this would happen...here's the deeds to heaven AND hell. Congrats"
     
  15. What is your favorite word?
    -A- favorite word is STUNNING. As in stunning beauty.

    What is your least favorite word?
    Engorged. D:<

    What turns you on?
    Unexpected nice things, like making me a sammich or bringing me candy. :D

    What turns you off?
    Dirty talk. x__X

    What is your favorite curse word?
    GOD DAMNIT.

    What sound or noise do you love?
    Powerful music! Where you have badass guitar plus orchestra backing it up!

    What sound or noise do you hate?
    High pitched japanese women trying to sound cute. D:

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Background actor in films!

    What profession would you not like to do?
    Chicken killer at food factory. D:

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    GOOD JOB, the buffet is over there!
     
  16. What is your favorite word?
    Valor
    What is your least favorite word?
    Fear
    What turns you on?
    Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me
    What turns you off?
    Feces
    What is your favorite curse word?
    Fuck
    What sound or noise do you love?
    METAL!!!
    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Retards Attempting Poetry
    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Something in the arts
    What profession would you not like to do?
    My current one, or any other public service profession
    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    How the hell did you get here
     


  17. What is your favorite word?
    Sparkly~

    What is your least favorite word?
    Dictionary D<

    What turns you on?

    sweet words~ a nice smile (:

    What turns you off?

    = = cursing

    What is your favorite curse word?

    i hate all of them D<

    What sound or noise do you love?

    the sound of a rain shower on the ground.

    What sound or noise do you hate?

    thunder D:

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

    scuba-diving / marine biologist

    What profession would you not like to do?

    i think i would like everything ^^

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

    You did well, I'm proud of you.


     
  18. What is your favorite word?
    Box

    What is your least favorite word?
    Nozzle

    What turns you on?
    Snark *Shame face.*

    What turns you off?
    People who take themselves too seriously.

    What is your favorite curse word?
    Horse cock!

    What sound or noise do you love?
    Clock gears

    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Anything shrill.

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Adventurer or super scientist

    What profession would you not like to do?
    Secretary

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    Don't worry, it's clothing optional.
     
  19. Diana had the right idea.
    -------------------------------------------------------

    What is your favorite word?
    "Tsk."

    What is your least favorite word?
    "No."

    What turns you on?
    Expertise.

    What turns you off?
    Conceit.

    What is your favorite curse word?
    "Motherfucker". Will Smith was right; that word is the most versatile out of them all.

    What sound or noise do you love?
    The sound of frying.

    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Indignant girls talking loudly into their phones. ...The sounds of lipsmacking from PDA is a close second.

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Special Effects makeup artist.

    What profession would you not like to do?
    Police officer.

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    "Your family is at table 28, you're 11th in the karaoke sign-up sheet."
     
  20. What is your favorite word? Protoplasm​

    What is your least favorite word? Twink​

    What turns you on? Romance, reason, leadup, foreplay, plot​

    What turns you off? Stress, anxiety, self-criticism, worry, fear​

    What is your favorite curse word? Christ​

    What sound or noise do you love? Whispers​

    What sound or noise do you hate? Jackhammers​

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Astronaut​

    What profession would you not like to do? Surgeon​

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Sorry about everything going on down there; unfortunately my hands are tied.​