Blackwood Academy of Evil was open for a new school year, and the students had crammed into the auditorium for the annual orientation. Jackie Martin, aka Jacqueline Hyde, sat in the back with a bored expression on her face. Why do we have to put up with this crap? We don't need to listen to authority; that's why we're villains! A woman strode up to the podium. "Welcome to Blackwood! My name is Miss Jones, but you may know me better as Deep Freeze. I'll be your headmistress this year. Remember, classes begin tomorrow, and we'll have a field excursion on Friday. Oh, and don't worry about those rumors that the heroes have infiltrated us. I assure you, they will be caught and punished shortly. You are dismissed."