Supernatural Snacks Dispenser

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

Got nothing to do? Then what reason to not use Supernatural Snacks Dispenser? It's simple.

The user above you has inserted an item into the machine. Make up something they get back, then insert an item yourself.
There are no limitations as to what the item inserted and dispensed can be. Here is a theoretical case.

User 1: I place a ticket into the dispenser.

User 2: Out comes more tickets! I place a metal ingot into the dispenser.

Etc.

To kick this celebration off, I will place a penny in the dispenser.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

The dispenser shoot the penny back at you.

I insert a photo of Clark Kent.

 

[An Otaku]

A DVD director's cut of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice slides out.

I put a Boba Fett toy inside the dispenser.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get a Jar jar Binks toy back.

I insert a picture of a puppy.

 

[An Otaku]

You get a chocolate snouser!

I put in a... cracker. Ritz.

 

[Kagayours]

You get a wheat thins cracker in return.

I put in a broken iPhone charger.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get a broken IPhone in return

I insert Iwaku.

 

[Kagayours]

You get AMOR.

I insert a blank VHS tape.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get a blank DVD.

I insert a screen cap.

 

[Mu]

You get a printed picture of your screen cap.

I insert a camera.

 

[An Otaku]

You get the new portrait taking iPhone.

I insert a... McDonalds' foodstuff from the dollar menu.

 

[Kagayours]

You receive an item from the Burger King dollar menu.

I insert volume 1 of the Trigun manga. *crosses fingers*

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get three guns with a total volume of one liter.

I insert a big bag of Shrek merchandise.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get Fiona Merchandise back.

I insert a chill pill.

 

[An Otaku]

You get a pill bug. With sunglasses.

I insert a... $2 bill (USD).

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

You get a 2 dollar bill.

I insert time.

 

[Minerva]

You get an amount of money that the machine decided was equal in worth to the inserted time.

I insert an existential crisis.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

You get a bicycle, covered in rust.

I insert a table lamp.

 

[Minerva]

You get a bare lightbulb hanging from a ceiling.

I insert Hong Kong's independence.

 

[An Otaku]

You get a business card from the USA.

I insert a book, "How To: Motivation and You"