Sup Bitches

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pattyisawhore

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I'm lookin for love in all the wrong places, but believe I can fly. All you need is love, we could be heros (just for one day), near, far, wherever you are I am a virgin.

How are you guys?

I'm pretty good right now. I hope you're well to (ya son a bitches). I look forward to the wonderful, spectacular, fantastic, AMAZING, flamboyant, malevolent, :smile:, :shroom:, Alana, pattytistic, marvelous, time here.

Hi! :D
 

Asmodeus

Certified Subdomain
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
I'm a cat.



There. We're both crazy motherfuckers.
 

Hecatoncheires

Dear motherfuckers, I'm teetering if you must know
DONATING MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN--

Also welcome.
 

Diana

FROSTED MURDER MARSHMALLOW
ADMINISTRATOR
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Invitation Status
  1. Looking for partners
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Writing Levels
  1. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
I know your secrets. >:]
 
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pattyisawhore

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My weapon of choice is the boobstick.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
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Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome you walk into a room with a mohair suit, somethin' tells me you're not a stranger.
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
I don't know your secrets.

But Asmodeus needs to be spayed...tad too jumpy he is.

Welcome to the forum, I hope you enjoy your stay here.
 
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Arsenal XA4

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*Road Rage rips Jack's head off with his bare hands then kicks the Asmodecat down the stairs.*

Welcome and do not piss me off.
 
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PattyPixie

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Oh wow.
I am not sure what to say. hahaha
XD
 
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PattyPixie

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Pretty good. ^_^
About to post in an RP.
You should join one.
 
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pattyisawhore

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Patrick says you're a slut, Kevin says a blue waffle is more appealing than your presence right now. Patrick also says I. Oh, and Kevin also says draw the bottom half of a circle on your belly so that when you take your shirt it looks like a smiley face with googly eyes.

Man we associate with some really fuckin weird people.

This thread needs some theme music...
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Ike Sapphire

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Welcome to the Iwaku if you have any questions just ask and we can help you.

*walks off into the shadows*
 

October Knight

Hi-def
LURKER MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Patty's a Whore>? ORLY?

I guess I'll meet you when I come to Wisconsin next month!


(welcome to the site)
 
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Tuxedo Mask

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Haha welcome! You'll fit in just fine I see!!
 
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Seiji

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pattyisawhore

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Oh! You pretty things! Don't you know you're driving your mamas and papas insane, let me make it plain; gotta make way for the homo superior