- Posting Speed
- Speed of Light
- Writing Levels
- Douche
- Preferred Character Gender
- No Preferences
SUICIDE PLOD
When bad roleplays happen to good characters
Your story was never meant to be. Perhaps it was ahead of its time. Perhaps you were a misunderstood genius. Perhaps you sucked and everyone left you because you sucked.
Whatever the truth, a mystical ship known as the Brightsmile has snatched you out of your timeline. You are now a prisoner of the cruel and heartless N.O.N. Agency.
N.O.N. stands for Golden Timeline Security.
Though you have tried to escape, using all of your various powers (well documented from your bragging sessions), and though you have directed the full power of your sassy disregard for authority towards your faceless captors, it has achieved nothing.
You are trapped here. FOREVER*
*Forever trappedness is conditional on surviving one final mission on behalf of the agency.