Stupid Things You've Said

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*has a line of ID numbers going from 1 to 3264*

BOSS: Hey Greg. How many IDs do we have?

GREG: Errr..... *starts highlighting the IDs so Excel will count them*
 
Everything that has ever come out of my mouth.

But this one in particular was pretty bad. During P.E. while hanging with a group of overweight friends, in this cold-ass forest:

"Be happy you're not skinny, at least you won't have to freeze your fucking balls off."

Frankly I'm surprised they didn't kick my thoughtless ass for that one.
 
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Everything that has ever come out of my mouth.

But this one in particular was pretty bad. During P.E. while hanging with a group of overweight friends, in this cold-ass forest:

"Be happy you're not skinny, at least you won't have to freeze your fucking balls off."

Frankly I'm surprised they didn't kick my thoughtless ass for that one.
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Eh... This one would actually depend on how well the people take Fat Jokes.
I mean yea, I can definitely see some people getting offended by that and wanting to punch you a new one.

But I have a friend who is pretty big himself, and he makes fat jokes like that about himself all the time.
And takes fat jokes easily.
 
"Tumblr can't be THAT bad" - So naive.
 
The stupidest thing I've said is

"I love you"

Those words have destroyed me so many times. Yet I kept saying it.

Note I finally said it to the right guy, so now it isn't so stupid.

Other then that.
"I love cats because they have fur"

"Let me take the bill"
(Never take the bill if you have the option)

And some others
 
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