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WELCOME BACK, DI.
 
Esdeath said:
So...Can i get MANWOMEN ercetions now? :o
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We don't have to worry about size. That's why God invented adult entertainment stores. =D
 
Diana said:
I HAVE BEEN OFFLINE FOR DAYS AND THIS THREAD HAS FIVE PAGES. D: WHAT ON EARTH
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Don't question it.

Embrace it.

Maybe give it a little lick.

Whatever you're down for.

Or up for.

Or both directions in rapid succession.

Whatever works for you, y'know? The Almighty Dick isn't exactly picky about the specifics of the worship.
 
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Nope, nope, nope. I refuse to worship something that spews mucus. Might as well worship someone's nose.

Blegh....
 
I have no idea why the hell this thread kept on as long as it did but I've read the entire thing and it's great. You all are amazing and I love you.
 
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Hellis just blew my mind

Now he can blow Jorick's dickism

Trolololololol
 
OOOOOOK... I think that'll be the end of the Private Wars...for this year anyways.
 
You are presuming there is an end

Well you'd be right

The end is called an ass

Assism!
 
How has this thread gotten to 6 pages?! XD

Ah well ill embrace it like all the others. So what are we worshiping now? The legs? Or maybe the hips... No its got to be the lips.
 
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I EMBRACE THIS THREAD LIKE I EMBRACE RACKS

AND RUB MY FACE IN IT

RACKSRACKSRACKSRACKSRACKSRACKS
 
...I suddenly had the stupid idea to have a Private War every November.

What is wrong with me.
 
I'll be purged of any private war in a few days. Then I'll go back to acting like I don't know what anyone's talking about.
 
Erection is in the title. You expect people not to be immature and respond? :P

Yes, I am guilty of it too. Gotta have some fun or I'll go insane.
 
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