Strangest Objects Found In Patients

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
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SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
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Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
0.o


Oh my....

I dunno what to say...
 
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Jumi

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None of you will ever partake of a bubble bath without fear again when you fall asleep....

 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
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Adept, Douche
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Primarily Prefer Female
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SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
The comment about the man shoving a zucchini up his butthole makes you wonder what the hell he was doing.
 

Hydronine

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Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
The condom inhalation kinda makes me wonder, HOW CAN YOU NOT NOTICE THAT?!

*Man puts on condom, woman goes to work*

INHALE

*Woman stops and for some reason, man doesn't have to take off condom because she INHALED IT*

....

And.... Jumi.... how in the hell....

...

HOW DID THAT GET DOWN THERE! HOW DO YOU SWALLOW SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!

....

Or....

Oh god....

Don't tell me it went in the other way...
 
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Male
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Moderate to aggressive.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Genre You DON'T Like
I'll try just about anything. I'm not overly into RPs where the prime focus is romance. I'm not too hyped on fan based anime rp either.


Daaaaaamn. Nailgun to the head.
 

Hydronine

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Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
0.0 I think I am gonna cry....
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
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I'm good with both! I can lead or follow and I'm equally okay with either. (Although it can change depending on the scene too!)
Favorite Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
Genre You DON'T Like
Smut. It's not that I dislike it, I just can't write it out, I'm better at just writing smut scenes by myself.
I KNOW HOW THE ZUCCHINI GOT IN THERE! >D HURR HURR! But seriously, people will do the strangest things to get their kicks I swear...
 

Hydronine

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Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
Like auto-asphyxiation ?
 
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Razilin

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I found a glass vase on a patient's abdominal X-ray three days ago. My colleagues and I lol'd. It wasn't a particularly impressive sized vase or anything, but it was lol worthy.
 

Hydronine

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Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
HOW IN THE HELL.... oh....
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
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Adept, Douche
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Primarily Prefer Female
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SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
I KNOW HOW THE ZUCCHINI GOT IN THERE! >D HURR HURR! But seriously, people will do the strangest things to get their kicks I swear...
Bad Zypher...
 
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Captain Nic

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Who the hell puts a gerbil in the place where the sun don't shine?

I mean, god damn it!
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
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Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
Same kind of moron that sticks a cucumber done there as well.
 

Hydronine

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I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
Those poor vegetables and creatures
 
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Anne Bonny

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My cousin the x-ray tech always has fun stories.

I think my fave is the grossly obese guy who came in with abdominal pain and they found a Big Mac (wrapper and all) rotting underneath the folds of his belly. Not exactly "inside" the guy, but if you're fat enough to lose an entire hamburger, you've got issues.

Oh yes, also the doorknob (door attached) that got stuck in a guy's backside. His excuse was that he was bending over to pull up his pants and backed up and accidentally got stuck. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.