Strangest Objects Found In Patients

Blind Hemingway

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0.o


Oh my....

I dunno what to say...
 
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Jumi

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None of you will ever partake of a bubble bath without fear again when you fall asleep....

 

Blind Hemingway

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The comment about the man shoving a zucchini up his butthole makes you wonder what the hell he was doing.
 

Hydronine

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The condom inhalation kinda makes me wonder, HOW CAN YOU NOT NOTICE THAT?!

*Man puts on condom, woman goes to work*

INHALE

*Woman stops and for some reason, man doesn't have to take off condom because she INHALED IT*

....

And.... Jumi.... how in the hell....

...

HOW DID THAT GET DOWN THERE! HOW DO YOU SWALLOW SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!

....

Or....

Oh god....

Don't tell me it went in the other way...
 
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Daaaaaamn. Nailgun to the head.
 

Hydronine

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0.0 I think I am gonna cry....
 

Zypher

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I KNOW HOW THE ZUCCHINI GOT IN THERE! >D HURR HURR! But seriously, people will do the strangest things to get their kicks I swear...
 

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Like auto-asphyxiation ?
 
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Razilin

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I found a glass vase on a patient's abdominal X-ray three days ago. My colleagues and I lol'd. It wasn't a particularly impressive sized vase or anything, but it was lol worthy.
 

Hydronine

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HOW IN THE HELL.... oh....
 

Blind Hemingway

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I KNOW HOW THE ZUCCHINI GOT IN THERE! >D HURR HURR! But seriously, people will do the strangest things to get their kicks I swear...
Bad Zypher...
 
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Captain Nic

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Who the hell puts a gerbil in the place where the sun don't shine?

I mean, god damn it!
 

Blind Hemingway

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Same kind of moron that sticks a cucumber done there as well.
 

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Those poor vegetables and creatures
 
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Anne Bonny

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My cousin the x-ray tech always has fun stories.

I think my fave is the grossly obese guy who came in with abdominal pain and they found a Big Mac (wrapper and all) rotting underneath the folds of his belly. Not exactly "inside" the guy, but if you're fat enough to lose an entire hamburger, you've got issues.

Oh yes, also the doorknob (door attached) that got stuck in a guy's backside. His excuse was that he was bending over to pull up his pants and backed up and accidentally got stuck. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.