The following exchange has been recorded at an unspecififed location, between someone very bored and his friend. [video=youtube;rQvfd3Iig1U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQvfd3Iig1U[/video] "Oh, I envy you so much." "You envy me?" "Your mind; it's so placid, straight-forward, barely used. Mine's like an engine, racing out of control; a rocket tearing itself to pieces, trapped on the launchpad... I need a roleplay!" "You just finished one! By, harpooning a dead pig apparently." "Oh, that was this morning. When's the next one?" Anyway, you can probably guess that I need something to entertain me. I don't need a clever plot any more, or a carefully-managed balance. I want sex, action, bondage, guns, explosions, and enough bad language to make Samuel L Jackson shit himself. Though, no vampires. From what information I've got, they can't get it up.