Steve Wars Episode V: The Boredom Strikes Back

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Laggy Lagiacrus, Jan 24, 2013.

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  1. The following exchange has been recorded at an unspecififed location, between someone very bored and his friend.


    "Oh, I envy you so much."
    "You envy me?"
    "Your mind; it's so placid, straight-forward, barely used. Mine's like an engine, racing out of control; a rocket tearing itself to pieces, trapped on the launchpad... I need a roleplay!"
    "You just finished one! By, harpooning a dead pig apparently."
    "Oh, that was this morning. When's the next one?"

    Anyway, you can probably guess that I need something to entertain me. I don't need a clever plot any more, or a carefully-managed balance. I want sex, action, bondage, guns, explosions, and enough bad language to make Samuel L Jackson shit himself.
    Though, no vampires. From what information I've got, they can't get it up.
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